Big Room

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"Okay here's the big daddy" Rob says opening the door to a big room "the master bedroom" he then says

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"Okay here's the big daddy" Rob says opening the door to a big room "the master bedroom" he then says

"You know what? Lenny should have that, Lenny should have that" Eric says, Roxanne starts walking towards the room but Lenny stops her

"No, no, honey, honey. Come on, let the kids have it. It's a fun time for the kids to be together and they can do kids things" Lenny says

"Come on, come on. Share the master bedroom" he tells us. I walk inside and put Toulouse down, the room is nice but I don't know if it's big enough for all of us.

"Hey dad? What's the big box attached to the big of the tv?" Greg asks

"That's the rest of the tv" Lenny says "they didn't always have flat screens there, sport" he explains

"Wow that's some Stone Age shiznit" Keith says

"Yeah that's wack" Lenny says and then walks back out to the others

"I need a room with heat" Mama says

"It's summer, it's like 95 degrees in here" Kurt says

"There he goes again, I got bunions" she says

"You know I actually have a poultice I make using maize and herbs" Rob says walking over to her

"Just say corn, maize is corn everybody" my dad says

"Yeah but he says maize because it sounds more mystical" Kurt says

"Well I like the way he said it "maize"" Lenny says pretending to be Rob making everybody else start saying it

"It's fantastic okay?" Rob says

"It's a-maize-ing" my dad say

"I'm a-maized" I say poking my head out of the door making Lenny high five me

"I just spread it on cloth and I moisten and heat it and then I apply it directly to the affected area" Rob says

"Okay well my affected area is pretty big" Mama says taking her shoe and showing it. Bean runs screaming into the master bedroom

"Mama, I didn't know the elephant man lived in your shoe" Lenny says

"How in the world is anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here" Kurt says making me laugh

"You're stepping on the line, woman" Mama says standing up

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