Lexi: Name 1 thing that you wish was real, but isn't.
Mat: My will to live.
Lexi: Okay, but I was thinking something more along the lines of unicorns...
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Lexi: I'm powerful in and out of my mech! I'm like a ninja! No, a warrior princess! No, a-
Mat: Pink power ranger?
Lexi: Yeah... That...
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Slade: *Driving the gang out to lunch*
Slade: Seriously? Road work ahead?
Mat and Lexi: Well Yeah
Mat, Lexi, Tori, and Ryan: I sure hope it does!
Slade: Why do you do this?
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Ryan: Hey guys!
Tori: *Staring at the wall*
Ryan: What's wrong, Tori?
Lexi: SOMEBODY just explained the number 69 to her.
Lexi: *glares at Mat*
Mat: She ASKED!
Tori: I wish I hadn't...
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Mat: Hey Lexi?
Lexi: Yeah?
Mat: Can I take you on a date.
Lexi: I don't know... CAN you?
Mat:
Lexi:
Mat: Nope! *leaves*
Lexi: Babe, no...
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Aaron: I don't hate Ryan!
Ryan: Yeah, you just wish I'd be banished to the deepest part of hell.
Aaron: See? He gets it!
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Tori: Do you like my new pet cat?
Ryan: Is that a baby tiger?!
Tori: Who's a cute kitty cat?
Ryan: Where did you get a tiger?!
Tori: You are!
Ryan: Tori!
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Ryan: So... In short...
Ryan: If I go on one more life threatening mission.
Ryan: My mom is suing the school.
Petra: *sigh*
Petra: There goes my summer plans.
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Ryan: Isn't it weird that Petra didn't turn out to be the big villain.
Ryan: I mean... He has everything he needs to be the villain of my life, right?
Ryan: He didn't like my dad...
Ryan: He has a lab and is allowed to freely experiment on the children of this school.
Ryan: And he is semi crazy.
Lexi: In that case, couldn't Mat be the bad guy?
Lexi: He hates your powers.
Lexi: He has all the ins at the school.
Lexi: And he has your trust.
Tori: If we are going this route... Couldn't any Alumni have been the villain?
Ryan: So... I'm surrounded by people who could casually decide they want to kill me?
Tori: Yeah, pretty much.
Lexi: Mood!
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Tori: What are you playing, Ryan?
Ryan: Baldi's Basics.
Ryan: It's about this school where you are doing pointless stuff and the teacher, principle, and some of the students are conspiring to kill you.
Ryan: You know...
Ryan: This is frighteningly similar to my freshman year...
Some of these were based off of OTP prompts and such, but I wanted to write some more for all of you guys! Anyways, I have another thing that I'm gonna try to get done either today or tomorrow, so look forward to that. See you soon! Peace!
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Minecraft LIFE Academy Oneshots
FanfictionA book of oneshots from Ryguyrocky's Minecraft LIFE series. In a similar way of LIFE being a show for older kids than Daycare is, these oneshots will likely have themes that are a bit more mature than my Minecraft Daycare oneshots.
