1.) Kirk Hammett, when crying, sounds very similar to his wah pedal. This has given him the nickname "Wah-Wah man".
2.) The reason Kirk Hammett slipped on his wah pedal during a Metallica concert, is because his wah pedal was "fighting back against excessive wah-wah use".
3.) Kirk Hammett has three children. Angel, Vincenzo, and his wah pedal.
4.) The reason Kirk Hammett always appears to be flipping off the audience when playing guitar, is because he's, "A rebel lmao".
5.) Kirk Hammett takes baths in tomato soup.
6.) Kirk Hammett prefers to shower outside in the rain.
7.) Kirk Hammett is horrible at karaoke, every time he attempts it, his band mates/family/friends all "cower in fear". When singing karaoke, James Hetfield once said he "sounds like a dying animal".
8.) Kirk Hammett likes to call himself, "Kirk Hamlet" when talking about plays and literature.
9.) In an interview, Kirk Hammett once revealed, "If I die, I'm gonna be so pissed, I swear I'll come back to life".
10.) Kirk Hammett puts hot sauce on weed and then smokes it.
11.) Kirk Hammett used to be emo before he joined Metallica. After the crappy "Saint Anger" was released, he became emo again.
12.) Kirk Hammett puts mustard on his pizza.
13.) When asked about how his first trip to Dairy Queen went, he replied with, "Fudge all over my body".
14.) Kirk Hammett actually loves pop music, he's a fan of Ariana Grande.
15.) Kirk Hammett once got arrested for breaking into a Taco Bell and urinating on EVERYTHING.
16.) Kirk Hammett was once caught masturbating to Anime and Hentai.
17.) Kirk Hammett once said on live Television, "Hey guys, just wanna let you know when I'm taking a huge shit, I sound like a Black Metal Vocalist".
18.) Kirk Hammett says he is "Mesexual", meaning; he is attracted to himself.
19.) Kirk Hammett once attempted to fly, this resulted in him breaking his legs.
20.) Kirk Hammett occasionally attempts to, "literally fuck himself".
21.) Kirk Hammett and Dave Mustaine are currently "still feuding" over the time Dave Mustaine "super collided" with his now ex-wife in 1990.
[No disrespect to Metallica intended, these are just for laughs 🤘🏻🇺🇸].
