ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer

Question 54: In New York

SkittleTopia

I dare you, Jeffery to go to New York with ChocolateBluZ as a human again and eat Hash Brownies with some bums. Have a good time.

.....hash...brown...

Puppeteer: awwwwww, a romance date...

*thinking*

Puppeteer: Hey!! *pushed me* Are you listening to me..

yes dear friend whatever is the matter.*smiles*

Puppeteer:The fuck, are you smiling.

Ben: *leaves the room in terror*

would you be a doll a bring ChocolateBluZ to life. *smile*

Puppeteer: *mutters* you better be drunk because this doll stuff is pissing me off

Thanks Hun~!

Puppeteer: *eye twitches as he brings ChocolateBluZ to life* Done...

Yayay!*pulls out his knife*

Mary: *wakes up*

*places hand on her forehead* Wake up sweetheart.

Mary: *eyes snap open*....

Wakey wake-*she grabs my throat and pounced on me*

Mary: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR PALE ASS!!!!!!

Puppeteer: Finally something that makes sense.

Mary: I NEVER WANTED TO HAVE A KID WITH YOU, AND NOW YOU KILLED HIM. HE WAS ONLY_

wait, wait, wait, wait, Carters okay~*points to his room door*

Mary: *eyes twitched* DONT FUCK WITH ME YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOU-*stares* HOW DID YOU CHANGE SO FAST!!!

let me example on our trip to New York*smiles*

Mary: Why are you being nice, you freak of nature your heartless abyss.

I love you too bae~

Mary: I'm not your bae...

Then whos my bae *pouts*

Puppeteer: No one want to be your freakin bae...

*sobs* Dont you think I'm pretty, whats wrong with me~~!!!!

Mary & Puppeteer: O.O

*sobs*

Mary: *squints eyes* Are you PMSing....

Puppeteer: That would explain his mood swings, his usually-

*Pulls puppeteer into a hug* PLEASE HOLD ME, PLEASE I NEED WARMTH, AND LOVE.

Puppeteer: Get off of me~!!!!

Mary: *giggles*

Noooooo, I need TLC

Puppeteer: What the fuck are you gay~!!!!! Who says TLC!!!!!

Ben: *walks in and carries Carter* Jeff look his feeling so much better with all I gave him was some TLC. Heheh, it always works just some mama sugar*winks*

Mary:...what the fuck happened.....

Puppeteer: I have no clue.....

Ben and I: *laugh like school girls as they squeezed there cheeks together*

Puppeteer: Hey ChocolateBLuZ...

Mary: Yeah...*takes pictures of Ben and post them on snapchat*

Puppeteer: Wanna go to new york...

Mary: *shrugs* My baby's okay, Jeff is acting like a newborn wife, and I'm hungry soooooo, sure.

Bob: *glares at Everyone* AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SMART IN HERE. YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASS, ARE BURNING MY EYES. GO FUCK YOURSELF, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER YOU PANSIES. 

Mary: .......

Puppeteer: *pulls out plane tickets*.....

Bob: *growls*

Mary: TO NEW YORK~!!!!

SIGNS OFF