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「 Walmart Trip 」

Chat Names:

Midoriya - Trubbish Jr
Bakugou - Baquégou
Todoroki - Thermostat
Kirishima - "I'm baby-"
Kaminari - PikaPika
Iida - Vroom
Sero - Semen Man
Tokoyami - Big birb
Shoji - Fuck Me
Sato - SugarDaddy
Koda - Purest
Ojiro - Karate kid
Aoyama - Magical Girl
Mina - AlienKween
Tsuyu - Best Girl
Uraraka - uwuraraka
Jiro - Pass the Aux
Momo - B O O B S™
Hagakure - John Fucking Cena

Occasional Chat Names:

All Might - mMM T H I C C
Present Mic - Boomx4
Eraserhead - Daddyzawa
Mineta - Irrelevant

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Thermostat: What have I entered?

"I'm baby-": A masterpiece UwU

Trubbish Jr: FUCK YEAH!

Trubbish Jr: Also who wants to come to Walmart with me to fuck some shit up?

uwuraraka: ME! I WANNA GO!

Baquégou: ...

Thermostat: ...

"I'm baby-": ...

PikaPika: ...

Vroom: ...

Semen Man: ...

Semen Man: wait-

Semen Man: What the actual fuck is my name-

Trubbish Jr: Do you like it? I made it myself UwU

Trubbish Jr: And I swear if you say no I will send my bb after your sorry ass-

Semen Man: Nooooo I love itttttt

uwuraraka: You better bitch-

Trubbish Jr: Anywayssss

Trubbish Jr: Who the FUCK is coming to Walmart with meeee?????

PikaPika: Nahhh I'm good-

"I'm baby-": Me!

Semen Man: Hell why not-

AlienKween: ME BITCHHH!

PikaPika: wAIT NVM-

PikaPika: TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU-

Trubbish Jr: Damn only because of your squad :')

Trubbish Jr: I see how it is Kami-

B O O B S™: How about we all go!

B O O B S™: ...

Pass the Aux: ...

Pass the Aux: WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT NAME?!

uwuraraka: shit-

uwuraraka: I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE IZUUU

Baquégou: WHY THE FUCK DID I SEE ROUND FACE FLOAT BY MY WINDOW?!

Trubbish Jr: I KNOW SHE DIDN'T

Trubbish Jr: I'M FUCKING WHEEZING-

AlienKween: Soooo are we going to Walmart or what?

Trubbish Jr: OH YEAH!

Trubbish Jr: I'LL DRIVE

Baquégou: FUCK NO

Baquégou: YOU'LL CRASH THE DAMN CAR

Trubbish Jr: shit-

Trubbish Jr: I nEED ADULT SUPERVISION STAT

Trubbish Jr: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT NOT A DRILL!

*Trubbish Jr has left Ride or Dies*

B O O B S™: Oh dear...

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I'll make a part 2 if you guys want to see what happens AT Walmart :')