BNHA Chatfic || Dekubowl

「 Kinks 」

Chat Names:

Midoriya - Trubbish Jr
Bakugou - Baquégou
Todoroki - Thermostat
Kirishima - "I'm baby-"
Kaminari - PikaPika
Iida - Vroom
Sero - Semen Man
Tokoyami - Big birb
Shoji - Fuck Me
Sato - SugarDaddy
Koda - Purest
Ojiro - Karate kid
Aoyama - Magical Girl
Mina - AlienKween
Tsuyu - Best Girl
Uraraka - uwuraraka
Jiro - Pass the Aux
Momo - B O O B S™
Hagakure - John Fucking Cena

Occasional Chat Names:

All Might - mMM T H I C C
Present Mic - Boomx4
Eraserhead - Daddyzawa
Mineta - Irrelevant

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Trubbish Jr: Soooo

Trubbish Jr: Do ya ever just...kink?

Baquégou: tf

PikaPika: Most definitely

uwuraraka: Of course

Semen Man: 24/7 my guy

AlienKween: All day, every day

Baquégou: ...what the fuck is wrong with you idiots

Trubbish Jr: Come on, Kacchannnn

Trubbish Jr: You can't tell me you haven't watched porn or touched yourself at least once!

Baquégou: What the hell is porn?

uwuraraka: holy shit-

PikaPika: ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!

Thermostat: I would also like to know what this "porn" is.

Trubbish Jr: OKAY I EXPECT THIS FROM TODOROKI BUT YOUUU KACCHAN?!

Trubbish Jr: I can't believe this...I've been livening a lie my whole life. And here I was think Bakugo was the dominant daddy type when really he's the clueless virgin 😔✌️

Trubbish Jr: Kacchan meet me in my room with your computer and headphones!

Trubbish Jr: Todo! Come to my room with the same items in like 10 minutes!

uwuraraka: IZU NO-

Trubbish Jr: HE MUST KNOWWW

AlienKween: I can't wait to see the aftermath of this-

~ 20 minutes later ~

Trubbish Jr: We're backkk~

Trubbish Jr: With newly found trauma :D

uwuraraka: Izubabe nooo

Trubbish Jr: It had to be done

Trubbish Jr: I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't

PikaPika: But where are they?

Trubbish Jr: In their rooms...crying-

Semen Man: Understandable

AlienKween: Okay but what would it be like to fuck each other?