「 Prego 」

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Chat Names:

Midoriya - Trubbish Jr
Bakugou - Baquégou
Todoroki - Thermostat
Kirishima - "I'm baby-"
Kaminari - PikaPika
Iida - Vroom
Sero - Semen Man
Tokoyami - Big birb
Shoji - Fuck Me
Sato - SugarDaddy
Koda - Purest
Ojiro - Karate kid
Aoyama - Magical Girl
Mina - AlienKween
Tsuyu - Best Girl
Uraraka - uwuraraka
Jiro - Pass the Aux
Momo - B O O B S™
Hagakure - John Fucking Cena

Occasional Chat Names:

All Might - mMM T H I C C
Present Mic - Boomx4
Eraserhead - Daddyzawa
Mineta - Irrelevant

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Trubbish Jr: Okay-

Trubbish Jr: So I may or may notttt

Trubbish Jr: Have made an oopsie  UwU

Vroom: What did you do now?

Trubbish Jr: I'm prego UwU

B O O B S™: Like...pregnant?

Trubbish Jr: Yeppers

uwuraraka: Ummm-

uwuraraka: I'm sorry bb boy bUT THATS NOT POSSIBLE-

Trubbish Jr: YES IT IS!

 Trubbish Jr: IF THE PERSON WHO FUCKED YOU HAD THAT KIND OF QUIRK-

Thermostat: Who...

Trubbish Jr: vkdhtnaskrbjs what you mean-

Thermostat: wHO FUCKED YOU?!

Trubbish Jr: Lmao hoes mad-

Trubbish Jr: Anywhooo

Trubbish Jr: That's a secret OwO

*Thermostat has logged off of Ride or Die*

Trubbish Jr: McDamn

 PikaPika: Anyways-

 PikaPika: sEND PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

Trubbish Jr: OwO of what?

PikaPika: YOUR BELLY!

Trubbish Jr: Sure why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Trubbish Jr sent 1 photo*

Trubbish Jr: You guys like my flat tummy? 👀

AlienKween: Kami you idiot-

AlienKween: Okay send pics of the PREGNANCY TEST or it didn't happen-

Trubbish Jr: You guys are killing me and my unborn fetus smh

*Trubbish Jr sent 1 photo*

Trubbish Jr: You wanna see my pee cup too?

AlienKween: hOLY SHIT-

"I'm baby-": You're messing with us, right?

Trubbish Jr: Nope OwO

uwuraraka: I-

uwuraraka: oh my god I'm gonna be an aunt-

PikaPika: I CALL BULLSHIT!

PikaPika: IF YOU WERE PREGNANT

PikaPika: WHICH YOU'RE NOT BTW-

PikaPika: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR BELLY, HUH?!

Semen Man: Dude-

AlienKween: You dumbass bitch-

AlienKween: HE'S NOT GETTING HIS BELLY YET, YOU DUMB FUCK

PikaPika: Geez you don't have to yell at my dumbass (╥﹏╥)

"I'm baby-": Hey, where's Bakubro?

uwuraraka: What you mean bitch 👀

"I'm baby-": I mean he hasn't texted in this chat

"I'm baby-": Like...at all

Trubbish Jr: Ocha, you thinking what I'm thinking?

uwuraraka: Absolutely

Trubbish Jr: That Pomeranian bitch finally died 🙌

uwuraraka: That Pomeranian bitch finally died 🙌

"I'm baby-": I-

"I'm baby-": Good luck, Mido!

Trubbish Jr: Wait huh?-

Trubbish Jr: OH SHIT

uwuraraka: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED BB?!

Trubbish Jr: THERE GOES MY FUCKING DOOR-

Trubbish Jr: WELP GOTTA BLAST!

*Trubbish Jr has been disconnected from Ride or Die*

AlienKween: There goes my hope of a grand kid

AlienKween: Thanks, Bakuhoe 👀

(A/N - HVHFXJCDLUF HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! It's my 15th birthday bitches  🙌)

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