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Groupchat
Where are the avocados?

Yoongles
What's with this groupchat?

Hoebi
Yeah, Y/N keeps changing
the name

Jungoo
Wasn't this Billie Eilish's old
instagram username?

Hoebi
You definitely weren't stalking
her

Jungoo
I wasn't, I was just doing
research

Chimin
Sure you were

Everyone shut up

Hoebi
Someone's mad

Jung fucking Hosoek, shut
the fuck up

Yoongles
Just do what she says, she's
a dangerous being

Damn right I am

Yoongles
What's the problem babe?

You guys

TaTa
I just go online for 2 seconds
and I'm already being blamed

Shut the fuck up or I rip
your ballsack off, speak, I dare
you

TaTa
Yah, respect your elders

Jinnie
You're digging a hole for
yourself tbh

Yoongles
Let him

Back to the actual matter
here

You guys remember when I
aksed you guys to pick up a
few things from the farmers
market??

Yes you do...

And I SPECIFICALLY said, get
avocados

So where the fuck are my
avocados?

Jungoo
They're just avocados

They're just avocados my ass

Yoongles
We'll,  no I'll just get you
avocados babe, no worries

You better

Joonie
All this commotion for
avocados

Be quiet pretty boy

Yoongles
I'm still in this chat you
know

Yeah, so??

Yoongles
You know what, forget your
avocados

Nonono sorry

Jungoo
Why do you need them so
bad anyway

Cause I like avocados, what's
it to you??

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Another late night for meeeeee. Just thought of this now btw so I know it sucks but oh well.

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