imma just use this writing format for shitposts

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Highlighter, sipping his hot cocoa: Do you hear that noise coming from outside?

Juicebox: ...No?

Pocky Box: Someone's trying to break in.

Highlighter: And how do you know that..?

Ace: She's a fucking psychic, idiot.

Highlighter: Well sorry, I didn't ask you, magic man.

Ace: MAGIC MAN?! YOU F--

Novel, busting the door down: Hey, is this the r--

Novel was cut off by Highlighter's gun being pointed to where her neck is supposed to be.

Ace, his tentacle grabbing Highlighter and reeling him back to the couch: Calm down, play-boy! Let's see what this beautiful lady has to offer.

Novel, blushing: B-beautiful?! I--

OSO: Sorry, but she's my wife.

Juicebox: Besides, you're already dating someone.

Ace: Yeah... Sure.

Pocky Box: Anyways, what do you want from us?

Novel: Is Air here?

OSO: And Black Square.

Juicebox: ...Who the fuck--

Highlighter: I have no idea who those people are, but no.

Novel: Don't lie to me, you DIPSHIT--

OSO: Calm down, if we describe them, then maybe they'll find out who they are..

Novel: Uh.. Air has green hair, green shirt, and Black Square has duct-tape for a mouth, dressed in all black.

Pocky Box: Oh.. OH! Sorry, you're in the wrong AU. This is Aurora.

OSO: Oh, sorry. C'mon Novel, let's go.

Novel and everyone else except Pocky Box: W--

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