south park preferences

first date

stan: you guys hung out at stark's pond on a hill and watched the sun set. he then went on this goofy ramble about how cute you are and how lucky he was to have a babe like you.

kyle: you had to baby-sit ike, which he thought was lame, but you enjoyed it. unfortunately, kyle got jealous over how much you liked ike and insisted you hug him and watch romcom movies.

kenny: you stayed at your house and watched fifty shades of grey. kenny was unamused throughout the entire movie, but he hugged you the entire time and snuggled with you a lot.

cartman: you guys hit up all the fast food restaurants in south park and then threw french fries at the ducks until he got angry because one duck confused his finger for a french fry

craig: you both made your way to the top of that one building in sodosopa, blasted music and screamed the lyrics at the top of your lungs in the middle of the night. and then you stargazed afterwards. nobody could really hear you, but your voices were shit the day after. no regrets

tweek: you watched musicals and ended up stealing some starbucks recipes for his dad. pretty risky but fun

wendy: you went to a nice restaurant and had to early because her parents were trying to secretly chaperone you two. you walked off to stark's pond and kissed and awww c: it was cute

token: again, the freakin restaurants cliche we all have to seem going on with token? haha, i think not. you sat on top of a hill overlooking the entirety of south park and watched the sunset. he was holding your hand the entire time. of course, you kissed.

butters: you two camped out in his room, playing gta 5 until that one scene where trevor's introduced and he's getting it on with that ugly lady. and then our poor child freaked the fuck out. you had to let him lay on you for the rest of the game, which you completed in one sitting. both of you had a great time though.

clyde: he took you to raisins. no, he did not get seduced by any of the girls. /you/ did and he resisted the urge to fight them.

jimmy: so you spent an entire 5 hours watching porn on jimmy's tv. since that was your first date, he didn't make any moves, but he did suggest a few things. - once again, insert kenny face here. -