south park preferences

sleeping positions

stan: so i remember a really long time ago for some sort of style book i was doing that i gave stan the headcanon that this fucker moved in his sleep. like /moved/. i'm gonna apply that and say regardless of how shifty he is, you always wake up or go to sleep holding hands.

kyle: you're usually on top of him, but end up falling over on the bed because he gets up a lot

kenny: you're either pushed all the way against him, with your forehead in the crook of his neck, or you're on top of him

cartman: you're facing one way and he's cuddling you from behind. kinda like sleeping with a giant teddy bear.

craig: i've heard a lot that sleeping with craig's a lot like 'sleeping with a lamppost because of how tall he is', but i feel like he uses his height as more of a comfort factor than the reverse. i mentioned how craig's like the cuddliest boy behind closed doors, so you're usually on top of him with his arms around you or something like cartman's. he also puts his chin on your head which is the cutest shit ever

tweek: you'd expect 'too much pressure' but that's not the case. he loves you way too much to decide on one position ( i laugh again at my writing ) and he usually alternates. most of the time y'all don't sleep because poor tweek's insomnia, but you'll stay up for him and vice versa

wendy: you mostly fall asleep in each others arms from binge-watching stranger things or rick and morty

bebe: you fall asleep with her hand down your pants but over your underwear, on your ass

token: your back is pushed against him and he has his arm over your waist and you're holding hands

butters: he's sleeping with his head on your chest, whether he's on top of or beside you

clyde: he's light, so usually he has one leg over you and his head on your chest

jimmy: you fall asleep holding hands cause i know damn well jimmy does not sleep with his crutches on