south park preferences

they're protective of you because of

stan: before everyone except kyle, probably kenny. just because he constantly flirts and jokes with you. i mean, yeah, he's stan's friend, but the entirety of the fact that kenny is a hella flirty child.

kyle: cartman. who didn't see this coming? he's always hesitant because of him, he's always showing off because of him, and he hates him just in general. but it's okay, though, because he can rip on kyle for being a jew, but you two can rip on him for being a fatass. lmfao

kenny: every goddamn boy out there. he decides to not show it and put on a charade specifically for you, but he's unbelievably insecure. not that he thinks you'll cheat, but because he's protective over you. he loves you.

cartman: kyle, mostly. it's lots of people, including the random adults that just say 'hi' on the streets, but i quote 'that goddamned jew will not touch my property'. yeah, uh, he considers you completely his.

craig: clyde or kenny. both of them are kinky fuckers and flirty fuckers and he's not letting you go with them. y'know, craig took martial arts, too

tweek: everyone. yeah, his stutters suck but he won't hesitate to throw a punch, bitch

wendy: everyone. she's feisty and a good arguer so there's not a very good chance you're gonna end up leaving her for anyone, since you know she's yours and you're hers soooo

bebe: clyde. she doesn't like him because he's her ex and she specifically flaunts around with you because of him.

token: nobody, because he knows you wont leave him because you love him

butters: same as token's. and if you leave him i might just diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

clyde: bebe. again, because she's his ex. but he doesn't do that just to show you off. he loves you.

jimmy: everybody. my homie crippled but he'll throw some fists