Bill: damn, hottie alert. Shit, she's gonna make my stutter worse
Richie: oh my sweet Jesus Christ on a kebab what the fuck she is PERFECT
Stan: The fuck is this bitch doing in my...never mind she's hot it's fine
Eddie: germsgermsgermsgermsgermsGIRL
GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLMike: oh...she's CUTE cute
Ben: god fucking shit damn why am I so clumsy-oh she's hot it's bad it's bad
Bev: fuck I'm gay

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Fanfictionexactly what's in the title, bro -female reader