For the next month me and Alex would go on dates. He would show up at my house all the time and yell "Kitty, put on a fancy dress and get your ass out here."
Damn, that turned me on.
One evening as I was walking in target looking for Alex, his manager came up to me and said,"You have been distracting Alex lately. He is one of my best baggers. Dont distract him or..."
I interupted, " Umm...sir....Im in love with him and he scanned my tampons when no one else would. I will distract him If i would like so sma ho." I then snapped and ran to alex.
Alex saw me running and said," woo stop running. That doesnt look good. All your fat jiggles."
I scowled at him. He smiled.
Then I said, "Ready to go on our date? YOur manager doesnt want me here. I think its best we get our asses out of this joint, if ya know what i mean."
Alex says, " Okay lets go, little poopie hole."
Hes so good at nicknames.
