SInce no one was in Target and it was 11:00 at night, me and alex walked through the aisles.
He was telling me a story about how he first learned how to twerk. Usually I would want to know how big booty Alex learned how to twerk but all of a sudden I noticed something.
I say, " Alex?"
He says, "bitch you interupt my story? "
I ignore him and say, " Wheres aisle 13?"
Alex laughs and says," There isnt an aisle 13."
I look him in the eye and say, "Yes. there is. Thats where I first got the tampons. IT was the only thing in that aisle. Beside a box."
He says, " There has never been an aisle 13."