aisle 13

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SInce no one was in Target and it was 11:00 at night, me and alex walked through the aisles.  

        He was telling me a story about how he first learned how to twerk.  Usually I would want to know how big booty Alex learned how to twerk but all of a sudden I noticed something.

        I say, " Alex?"

        He says, "bitch you interupt my story? "

        I ignore him and say, " Wheres aisle 13?"

        Alex laughs and says," There isnt an aisle 13."

        I look him in the eye and say, "Yes. there is.  Thats where I first got the tampons. IT was the only thing in that aisle.  Beside a box."

        He says, "  There has never been an aisle 13."

      

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