my two best doofus....💋

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~~~~ christy's


"Christabel davids!!!"  Called a pot-bellied teacher with an annoying gruff voice as he glared for random reasons at the board while he wrote on it with a marker

"It's Christiana davids sir" I replied rolling my eyes

"Yeah whatever. "He replied turning to face me

"You are the new student right?"he asked

"Yes sir! " obviously mr.  My subconscious said with an inner eye roll

"So what is the name of your transfer school, " he asked dryly

"Bloomfield high" I replied

"Of course and what did you say your name was again?" He asked  as I rolled my eyes for the umpteenth time turning to glare at my two bestie mouthing i-told-you-y'all-are-crazy

"Christiana davids sir! " I said rolling my eyes  how come this school was able to accept someone who barely grabs little...just little info on his students???  My subconscious scowled

"Welcome then to melviks high" he said dryly...believe me that didn't look like a welcome  gift to someone

"Sure!" I said taking my seat just when an annoying high pitched voice rang out I swear it could wake up our forefathers with all murderous looks ready to pounce on the solo  speaker

"Abeg shift your head joor how come it looks like that of a bowl?" A rude deafening voice rang out bursting all the nerves I had wished to let pass. I quickly snapped my head back to trade an insult only to be met by some doofus

"And yours looks like that of an onion sometimes I wonder how your big mouth managed to fit in" I retorted angrily making the whole class burst into a fit of laughter


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"Ouch!!!" I heard one  say placing his hands on his chest pretending to have sudden attack

"I don't look like an onion bitch! " the girl said yelling

"And incase you lost it, I also don't look like a bowl you retard" I retorted with a smirk playing around the corner of my lips

"Well...you better watch your words sweetie"she said smiling irritatedly

"So long as you keep hugging a transformer ode  " I replied taking my seat gingerly as the rest of my new classmates yabbed  miss solo queen...well she would answer that till I get to know her fudging name

I tried plugging in my earphone but then hearing the comments of some of my classmates got me laughing like a maniac.

The thing here is that i wasn't  an ice-queen so as to say..I was just so pissed about having my first day of resume and the nicest welcome to Melviks High gift I could get was people stepping on my nerves.....I just hope it wouldn't be like this throughout my stay here

No! What was  i saying about people taking the chill pills before coming to school anyway???

"Earth to Christiana! What were you thinking about" a voice popped out of nowhere making me snap back to reality and upon settling my gaze on the figure standing in front of me with bubbie and shola. My two psychos who were nowhere anywhere and an average height guy standing in their sacred position

"Jupiter to mr.no name.none of your business" I retorted rolling my eyes as he playfully poked my chin causing me to raise my eyebrows

"Girls these days. You could have just asked nicely what my name is" he retorted

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