A Kissin' Miss [SCRIPT VERSION]

Page Two

[SCENE TWO]

[EXT. LONDON'S FLASHY CITY]

(The bus stops. Kerry gets off and now is in front of The Dirty Girls club)

KERRY:

Hmm. The Dirty GIrls Club? Seems cool.

(Kerry grabs the door handle and walks in)

[INT. THE DIRTY GIRLS CLUB]

KERRY:

Wow....

(Kerry is amazed. Inside the room, the walls are red and tables and chairs are everywhere)

{MUSIC STARTS}

PHILIP (Spoken):

Hello everyone, I'm Philip... Always the bride, never the groom...

(Philip is sitting on a table in a ridiculous outfit. Kerry walks closer to the table he's sitting on)

PHILIP (Singing):

"I'm known in all the wrong places

I'm one of those faces

You'll never forget

And those who may not adore me

Could never ignore me

I'm placing a bet

I can be real shallow if I try

But there's so much more to me than meets the eye

My manner can be misconstrued as trite

I'm irrepressible - a creature of the night."

KERRY (Whispering to herself):

He's full of it. Jesus.

PHILIP (Singing):

"These rags don't tell the whole story

I live for the glory

Of turning your head

And while I have your attention

I'd kill for a mention

In the popular press

I'm the holy mother of invention

I'm so hip I never need to try

The perfect cure for your anal retention

I'm unforgettable

A creature of desire."

KERRY (Whispering to herself):