It was the next morning, a friday no less! You felt a lot more refreshed than you usually do on mornings like this...maybe it was the fact that you went to sleep at an actually reasonable time? Maybe it was because of kumiko? Whatever the reason, you were very happy to start the day! You checked your phone and it was 8:16, you got into your outfit of the day which was just a vocaloid t-shirt, a flannel jacket and some torn-up black skinny jeans. You went downstairs and put some grass block poptarts in the toaster, while you waited for your poptarts, your siblings, kial and keristal came down the stairs
Keristal: hey Y/N, we got a question!
Y/N: oh? What do you need to know?
Kial: we're going to a party tonight and we were wondering if you wanted to come with us!
You pause and think for a second, what would happen if you did or didn't come along? Well, if you did..you would have fun, obviously and heck, maybe even lose your virginity! But you might not have enough time to see kumiko! BUT...if you don't go, you'll miss out on getting that dank coochie!
Y/N: *just picks a random choice* yeah, sure whatever...btw did you tell sharon and dad that we were going?
Keristal: i already told sharon yesterday, no worries
Kial: in the meantime...wanna go for a round of call of duty?
Y/N: i'm not feeling COD *reaches for pop tarts and takes a big bite* how about... smash ultimate! I call peach!
Kial: aight, we can do smash ultimate
*timeskip because i'm a lazy fuck*
Finally it was time for the party, the outfit you picked was an ahegao face hoodie from dank meme apparel, a pair of clout glasses, some sans undertale shorts, thigh high cat socks and peppa pig gucci slides, your stepmom sharon didn't want you to go out with this outfit...seriously? Respect the drip sharon! Though, since your dad, randy is super cool, he let you go out..you had fun at the party but not a lot because you couldn't stop thinking about kumiko! You tried getting your mind off of her by socializing, you looked around and the person who caught ypur eye the most was a petite girl around your age with flaming red asshole hair, a cat-ear headband with matching tail and a P!ATD t-shirt. Awkwardly, you approach this lovely lass and try to start a conversation
Y/N: uhh...hey, you seem like an interesting person and i was wondering if you want to be friends? My name is Y/N..
???: haiii x3 my name is amber! But you can call me berry or acadia the fox! I LOOOVVVEE your cutie hoodie, it's sooo kawaii!
Y/N: *impressed that she likes anime* heh, thanks!
Amber: you're not asking me out are you? I'm actually a lesbian and you're...whatever gender THAT is, idk you're the reader of this fanfic and the author doesn't want to assume your gender like the thoughtful person she is!
Y/N: i'm not asking you out, don't worry *looks up at ceiling* thanks for not assuming my gender, FreshlySqueezedMemes!
FreshlySqueezedMemes (the author of this fanfic:) *speaking from the heavens* you're welcome! Also follow me on arts and OCs amino if you like my art! http://aminoapps.com/p/8t6t3e
Random bystander: what the fuck? I'm too sober for this shit man, imma follow this bitch on arts and OCs amino before i get fucked up tho..
Y/N: okay....sooo..what do you like to do for fun, amber?
Amber: wellllll, i like animu, it's so kawaii desu x3, i liek....gurls, of course, i AM gay after all hehe UwU i'm a proud furry! My fursona is a wolf named acadia, see why i told you that you can call me acadia the wolf? I'm also super random *picks up soup ladle from the punch bowl and pretends to threaten you with it*
Y/N: *pretends to be scared* ahh! Don't hurt me! I'm only 16! *chuckles* so uhh...i brought my switch, you wanna play some video games?
Amber: you got any furry or anime games? Maybe even some uhh...a m i n u l c r o s i n ?
Y/N: i mean i got zelda, that's technically anime i guess...
Amber: lmao nice
1 gaming session, 23 underrage shots, 1 grounding from your parents and an abrupt chapter ending later...
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the sweetest nightmare: a sleep paralysis demon x reader fanfiction (parody)
Romance(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS) you were just another unloved nobody at your school begging for a crumb of coochie, one night you had sleep paralysis for the first time and met kumiko, your new sleep paralysis demon (THIS IS A PARODY SO DON'T TAKE IT S...
