It was around 1:30 in the morning when you came home from the party, both your siblings were very drunk, you were drunk as well but not as bad...you didn't bother taking off your ahegao hoodie, your anime cat socks...heck! Not even your peppa pig gucci slides! You were way too sleepy to care so you went straight to bed! Idk how you even sleep since your face is just the letters YN and a mouth..but hey, i'm just the author! After a while you woke up with sleep paralysis, you saw kumiko sitting at the foot of your bed holding your sailor moon body pillow in her arms tightly... distress, tears and anxiety in her eyes
Kumiko: *mumbling* i did not hit her, i did not! *notices you're awake* oh hi Y/N! Where have you been? I was so worried!
Y/N: *thinking of course* hey kumiko! I'm sorry i didn't show up earlier..i was out! Also why were you mumbling about hitting someone?
Kumiko: oh! I see! Also i literally only mumbled that because the author wanted to make a stupid "the room" reference lmao
Y/N: aight
Kumiko: oh! And i just remembered something! We can actually interact with each other besides just speaking!
Y/N: oh really? How?
Kumiko: just....*vigorously crawls over your body like a salamander* close your eyes! *closes your eyes with her fingers*
And at that moment you felt yourself floating away, then there was a sudden blinding light and you felt freezing cold for just a second...suddenly, you felt yourself fall onto some sort of floating platform
Kumiko: okay, you can open your eyes now!
You opened your eyes to see that you were now laying on a small purple cloud, there was a stream nearby that flowed right off of it into the void...well, that's all you could see since kumiko was still right on top of you (not in the sexual way ya nasty)
Kumiko: *collapses and then rolls off you jesus christ this is getting too awkward to write* welcome to the diabetes dreamland byitch
Y/N: it's beautiful
Kumiko: not as beautiful as you tho *winks*
Y/N: *blushes* aww...thanks!
Kumiko: sooo....what were you doing while you were out?
Y/N: oh! I almost forgot about that! I was actually at a party with my siblings
Kumiko: really? Did you have fun?
Y/N: i mean i did...but, i couldn't stop thinking about you the whole time!
Kumiko: *blushes hard* omg, you care about me that much? *hugs you tightly* you're the best!
Y/N: oh c'mon now... i wouldn't say that ( ￢ ◞ ￢ ) *thinking* oh shit now's my chance *no longer thinking* hey uhh....i uh- i kinda uh- *makes weird mouth noises in frustration* i- i- i *more frustrated mouth noises*
Kumiko: what? What is it?
Y/N: uhh...i- i- i- i...uhh...*sighs* i know we've only known each other for 2 days but i...i- i-....i love you, kumiko...more than any IRL or anime woman i've ever met, though...since you're y'know, a demon from a different dimension so you might be much older than me and all that...i feel as though we can't be together...
Kumiko: oh...really? You know, if i'm gonna be honest...i love you too, when i first saw you in your bed, i knew it was love at first sight...i'm so glad you love me as well
You held kumiko close and without warning, you shared your very first kiss..it felt like time froze right then and there, you didn't want this moment to end..
Kumiko: oh and if you're wondering...i'm 420,690 years old, which is around 17 in your universe
Y/N: oh don't worry, idgaf about your age anymore, darling
Kumiko: wow that sounds super rapey and pedophilic if you take that out of context (o.o)
Y/N: shit you right
You and kumiko laid on the fluffy ground together for the rest of the night stargazing and laughing about your pasts, you vent to her about your life and all that sappy shit because ALL ROMANCE PROTAGS HAVE TRAGIC BACKSTORIES!!!
Y/N: and then...mom found the piss drawer..
Kumiko: woah...that's so sad can we hit 32 likes?
Suddenly, you notice something bright in the sky...
Y/N: woah! A shooting star!
The shooting star: BOI I AM A COMET NOT A STARRR!!!
Y/N: oh uh...*yelling* sorry!
The comet: that's fine it happens all the tahmm!
Kumiko: well...what are you wishing for, Y/N?
Y/N: i'm wishing that you never leave my side...
Kumiko: *giggles* well, *I* wish that if i EVER leave your side that 🎶 IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOVVVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🎶
Y/N: ight, nice foreshadowing BB
Kumiko: thanks! Wait, i was foreshadowing?
Y/N: lmao yea, there's gonna be something C R A Z Y happening in chapter 4
Kumiko: wow the actual person reading this fanfic better tune in to see what happens! *breaks 4th wall by staring at screen and winking*
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the sweetest nightmare: a sleep paralysis demon x reader fanfiction (parody)
Romance(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS) you were just another unloved nobody at your school begging for a crumb of coochie, one night you had sleep paralysis for the first time and met kumiko, your new sleep paralysis demon (THIS IS A PARODY SO DON'T TAKE IT S...
