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CHAPTER 1 Bizarre indeed

CHAPTER 1

Bizarre indeed

Dave Seville is driving to minecon 2012 after alivin's insistent ranting, Theodore screeched "haha nae nae I get the best head". Dave's body filled with rage and screamed " SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE RATS AND BE QUIET" in his rage he veered of the road and his car collided with a tree, dave yelled get down as the tree tipped over on to the car, the tree turned the Chipettes's small body's to mush and a tree limb cracked open Dave's skull. The chipmunks remained unscathed but dave was unconscious with a severe head injury. The chipmunks decided to sleep in Dave's blood soaked pocket that night.

The chipmunks awakened and saw a mysterious man emerge from the fog, the man picked up Dave's body, out of fear Theodore walked out of Dave's pocket and asked the mysterious man his name, the man looked shocked to hear a voice out of a small animal, he stated "my name is doug dimmadome the owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome" two hours passed as Doug and Theodore talked. Doug arrived at a school that he proceeded to enter, Theodore didn't remember seeing a school or a city on Dave's gps. Doug walked the halls of the school until he found a room marked boiler room. Doug took the chipmunks out of Dave's pockets and set them in his empty gun holster. Dave awakened in Doug's arm as he open the boiler room door, out of fear dave screamed "ALIVIN" and doug accidentally dropped dave down the stairs. Dave heard a crack in his chest as one of his ribs snapped in two

Dave stands up after doug dropped, feels like he is being watch from all directions like he's prey being stocked by a predator. dave turns around with force but all that was there was a small tortoise, dave bent down to ask the tortoise his name as if he would respond. Dave scavenged through some of the rubble in the the room. But heard a chilling voice saying "My name is davieed" dave turned around and saw the tortoise's head had morphed in to a near perfect copy of Dave's head, dave watched on in horror as he watch davieed try to become as human like as possible. Davieed ran at dave and he struck dave in the chest. Dave was left gasping for air trying to crawl away davieed but davieed caught up to dave , davieed yelled "vibe check" before he kicked dave in the head with his still tortoise like foot, knocking Dave unconscious.

When dave awakened tried up to a chair, Doug is sitting in a wooden chair in front of him. Doug explains that davieed is being feed to g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̂͐͂̎̍é̴̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕̕ll̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ. Dave yelled at doug "I don't care where davieed is I want know where the chipmunks are", doug responds to Dave telling him the that their fate is no longer in my hands. What the hel- a loud ringing cuts of dave as a robtic voice says "caution this is not a drill, evacuate now", doug tells dave to stay still and "that they probably pressed the wrong button", doug left the room to check on "Them". Dave's brain filled with questions like "what was wrong" and "what's happening".

Dave freaked out when he heard the air vents start shaking violently but it suddenly stops after Dave sees a cute orange cat crawl out from air vent. A voice starts coming out of the intercom dave recognizes that the voice is Doug, Doug states that g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̂͐͂̎̍é̴̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕̕ll̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ takes on the ability of his prey. Dave turns to the security camera and responds to Doug saying thanks for the g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̂͐͂̎̍é̴̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕̕ll̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ fact but that's just a normal cat as you can see, but when he turned around The cat started to contort and grow, emitting a glowing black liquid.

Dave saw a imprint of davieed and several other bodys on the growing monster. g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̂͐͂̎̍é̴̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕̕ll̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ muttered in davieed's voice "your death will be painless" , as several veins emerge from his flesh pile of a body, most of them miss but one vein shatters Dave's shoulder blade, dave screamed out In pain as the vein sucked blood from Dave's left arm but suddenly a man with a sword cam blazing by it was DOUG. The monster screeched as left over vein in Dave's arm melted. It had seemed like the monster seamed tired of fighting, dave and doug saw a ghostly figure appear behind the monster, doug said in total shock how could boss give the monster a stand!

The swings open as two men in hazmat suits toss another man in to the room. Dave frantically asked the man who he is, the man replied to dave telling him j-jon Arbuckle. g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̂͐͂̎̍é̴̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕̕ll̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ murmured great more food as he activated his stand [ C O N S U M I N G L A S A G N A] that has the ability to consume the anything, jon fired back at g̸̤͎̲̜̟̩̦͉̩̤͚͐͑̋̊̀͗̌̃̒͜á̸͔̩̺͊̈̉̈̈́͂̇́̃͊̆͜r̸̡̨̢̢̡̛̼͎̤̮͙̥̓̆̔͊͑̓̀͌͒͆͌̑͐͠f̵̧̰̜̂͐͂̎̍ͅé̴͎͈̠͖̫͈͉̺̜̝̙̘̎̿̿̿̎̅͗̔̌̚̕i̴̤̖̘̞̮͓͖̝̕l̷̨̖͕̹͈̮̬̻̎̓́̐̇̍̌͆͊̚͘̚͝͝ͅd̴̛̛̲̗̠̠̤̙͔̄̓͂͒̌̾̉̄̌͛̀̾͜͝ͅ with "your time here Is over you don't belong in this world" as jon awakened his stand [T H E E N D O F T H E C O M I C] it has the ability to seal away anything in the user's body at the cost of his life. The monster let out one last shill scream Garfield's body retracted into jon's body but Garfield let out one last explosion though abounded school. The explosion launched Dave and doug to the roof Obama middle school. Jon's body is now infested with Garfield. Jon lost his life to just restrict Garfield to human form. On the roof the abandoned school dave see the same hazmat suit clad men but instead they set Dave's new son the alpha chipmunk(a.c.) a fusion of the three chipmunks