𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐎 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐘.

[🍓] ᶠʳᵃᶰᵏ ᵃᶰᵗʰᵒᶰʸ ᵗʰᵒᵐᵃˢ ᶤᵉʳᵒ ᵖʳᶤᶜᶜᵒˡᵒ ʲʳ ʰᵃˢ ʳᵘᶤᶰᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ

HAHAHA FRANK IS IN THIS CHAPTER ;)
and yeah idk why you're still reading this cuz it's not funny anymore tbh

All the emos came out into the garden of the house, frightened by seeing what was in front of their eyes. They could not take their eyes off what appeared to be a temporal anomaly.

- What's this shit ?! Andy shouted.

- Stay where you are kids! Ryan advised them.

All of a sudden, Tyler appeared like a wild Pokémon, throwing a pair of skinny jeans belonging to Pete into the hole.

- Shit Junkie! Pete shouted, his eyeliner running out of water again. It was my favorite pair!

A person seemed to come out of the blue hole; the super-emos recoiled.

- Put all of you behind me! Mister Forehead ordered, grabbing gently Ryan's hand as he passed.

- It's not because you're fat that you can protect us, giggled Pete maliciously.

- Ohhhhh! exclaimed Tyler visibly amused.

- It's not the moment ! Ryan defended his love with the big forehead.

- Oh, go suck his d-

Unfortunately, Emo Wentz did not have time to finish his sentence that a tiny midget fell from the hole, which then closed behind him.

- F-Frank?

The man named Frank got up awkwardly. He was wearing a black shirt tucked into tight black trousers and a red tie. He glanced at his siblings, then at himself.

- Oh my Lana. Shit.

- Who's the Fuck is Lana?

The dwarf looked at Pete with contempt.

- Lana del Gay. My queen. You're too emo to know her.

**
In the kitchen, Frank was desperately looking for a pack of Oreo in the kitchen cupboards.

- Damn... Finally.

He had finally found a package that was surely out of date, but it was much better than he had eaten all those years.

- Well, Franklin, it's been seventeen years! Brendon grew impatient, getting up from his chair.

- No, it's more than that, Frank said, playing the « mysterious bad boy ».

Brendon sighed.

- Where have you been? Pete asked, putting on some more eyeliner.

-In the future, Frank replied simply, tearing the Oreo pack. Not that rad, to be honest. I should have listened to the old shit, actually.

- But ... how did you come here? Andy asked, speaking to his brother for the first time in seventeen years; to say that he had a crush on him, ew!

(I heard Vanya and Five were in love in TUA. I mean, that makes sense.)

- I ended up projecting my consciousness into a later version of myself, suspended - roughly - in a quantum state, which exists at every possible moment.

All the emos did not say a word, wondering what the fuhk does that mean.

- That ... It means nothing ...

- You're just stupid, Emo Shit.

At these words, Pete stood up abruptly, wishing to send Frank to the black parade. Unfortunately, Brendon held him back.

- How long have you stayed?

-About sixty-nine years, said the dwarf, shrugging his shoulders, casually.