Happy Halloween..
I don't celebrate it....
But I don't give a fuck...
I convinced my mum to let me dress up...
Me going to be Dr.Starnge..
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Anyway, this is a crack chapter..
Enjoy.
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Trigger Warning: Bad Language
Words: 211
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3rd Person
Unicorn was wearing a white sheet on him so he was a "ghost".
We waited at the corner of the staris.
"Welcome to another day at daycare!!!"
Tina yells and starts going up the stairs.
"BOO!!"
"Aaah!!! Stop it!!!"
At the bottom of the stairs you are able to hear Ryan.
"You almost made me drop my croissant!!"
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Unicorn "accidentally" spawned 2000 chickens.
"Really Unicron."
"Hehe..."
All the chickens were surrounding Unicorn because he's a Candy"Corn"
Tina takes out her lightsaber and starts to kill the chickens.
"NUUU!! MY BABIES!!"
Then they heard a gun shot, and the last chicken died.
Unicorn turned to Ryan.
"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!!....Bitch..."
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"Why is Goldy on top of the fridge?"
Ryan asked while looking at Goldy then turning to Tina.
"THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!....... REEEEEEEEEEE"
Goldy jumps off and starts naruto running.
"Well shit."
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A/n: Hello people... Hope you guys get alot of candy and be safe.
And don't kill anyone.
Byeeeeeeee....
~Primrose_the_second 🌹
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FanfictionA bunch of Ryguyrocky Oneshots. ⚠️This book has a lot topics that may trigger some people⚠️ *Also, don't ask why I make Ryan suffer alot*
