(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
FlammusPrimus dares: Chase, I dare you to put that costume (the Captain America costume from Ask #52 and #53) on for a week, and act in character. And rather than Heatwave calling everyone for missions, you have to call them with the phrase "Avengers Assemble!"
A/N: just a quick note
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Chase: *straps on the shield and stands proud* Avengers!
Heatwave, immediately: CHASE IT'S FUCKING 4AM-
Recruits: *in unison as they crash out of their berthrooms* ASSEMBLE!!!
Heatwave: *tired dad noises*
*later*
Wedge: *as Chase teaches a class* Professor Chase?
Chase: yes?
Wedge: if you're really going to be Captain America for a week... you gotta demonstrate how to throw the shield.
Chase: and shatter all laws of physics?
Recruits: *nodding*
Chase: hold my fondue.
Recruits: *start cheering and yelling when Chase uses the shield to ricochet off 4 simulated enemies, back to him with ease*
*the next day*
Medix: *examining the shield* there is no way this is plastic...
Chase: *doing pullups with a 4 ton weight tied to him* you're right. It's vibranium.
Medix: w-
*later*
Hotshot: *hanging from the ceiling with a Spider-man costume on* Mr. Stark sent me to tell you that you're a little bitch.
Chase: is that so? Tell me kid, where are you from?
Hotshot: Queens.
Chase: *chuckles softly* Brooklyn *throws the shield at Hotshot's webbing*
Hotshot: *slams into the floor and laughs his aft off*
*the next day*
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Chase: *at the groundbridge controls* Avengers!
Whirl: *does a whole bunch of acrobatics into the room, landing perfectly as she wears her Black Panther costume*
Wedge: *leaps in with Stormbreaker, landing perfectly in his Thor costume* hey I think this is yours Captain! *tosses Mjolnir*
Chase: *catches it*
Hoist: *suddenly sizes up right next to Whirl in his Ant-Man costume*
Medix: *decends the stairs as her red cloak from her Doctor Strange costume flows elegantly* someone call for a doctor?
Hotshot: *comes swinging in with his Spider-man costume on, timing his swing wrong and colliding with the floor*
Wedge: *to Medix* that would be a yes.
Chase: ...okay so... we apparently need to practice that...
*later*
Chase: *as an actual emergency pops up* Avengers!
Recruits: *all enter in with their costumes on, immediately taking them off when they realize it's an actual emergency*
Chase: a building has collapsed and several humans are trapped inside. Your job is to get them out. Avengers Assemble!
Recruits: *all cheering as they run through the groundbridge*
*the next day, since the rescue was a success*
Hotshot: ....isn't this uncomfortable?
Chase: *in a plank position as all Recruits are sitting on his back* not at all!
Heatwave: *slightly jealous* hey Cap?
Chase: yeah?
Heatwave, smugly: Bucky's alive.
Chase: WHAT *collapses onto the floor*
Recruits: *all shriek as they roll off*
Chase: *face in the floor* Buckyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
*the next day*
Rescue Bots: *dealing with a rockslide*
Recruits: *watching from back at the Academy, all pouting*
Heatwave: *looks at Chase* did you really have to wear that?
Chase: *going full turtle with the shield* it's working, isn't it?
Heatwave: *grumbles as he punches another rock*
*the next day*
Chase: *walking down the hallway with his shield strapped to his back*
Medix: *shaking her helm*
Whirl: *shaking her helm*
Hoist: *shaking his helm*
Brotp: THAT'S AMERICA'S ASS
Chase:
Brotp: *dodges shield*
Brotp: *think they've won*
Brotp: *get SMACKED in the back of their helms from the shield defying physics because logic*
*later*
Chase: *looking at himself in the mirror* that is America's ass...
*the last day*
Heatwave: I don't know how you managed to talk me into this, Chase.
Blades: *giggling with his Falcon costume on*
Boulder: *snickering with his Hulk costume on*
TLC: *standing there silently contemplating the true meaning of life as he wears an Iron Man costume*
Heatwave, with a Black Widow costume on: but I hate you.
Recruits, all wearing their costumes: *W H E E Z E*
Chase: *cracking a big smile* Avengers!!
Rescue Bots: *prepare themselves*
Recruits: *get ready*
Chase: A S S E M B L E!
Hero Hall: *beginning: Water Gun simulation*
Everyone: *yelling as water flies in all directions*
