im a huffleslut

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eddies pov

parents 💞 child

you and 2 others

eddie:  ughhh

henry:  oh hi mark

patrick:  what's wrong child

eddie:  stan is being an ass

patrick:  how so

eddie:  he left the groupchat and won't answer anyone

pat:  that's rude

eddie:  i didn't even do anything!!

hen:  i could message him

eddie: no offense but that'd make things worse.  and he'd just block you anyway

eddie:  ever since he got a girlfriend,  he's been a giant dick

hen:  sounds toxic

eddie:  i just miss the single stanley,  the one who would message me at 6 am and ask to go birdwatching

pat:  who gets up at six in the morning

eddie:  i do when schools in

hen:  makes sense

eddie:  yeah

eddie:  can i add someone

hen:  who

eddie:  bill,  he asked who i was messaging

pat:  oh yeah,  he's cool

hen:  well add him already

you added billiam🤝

bill:  oh hey

hen:  welcome child

pat:  we can trust bill right

eddie:  yeah

bill:  wtf does that mean

pat:  me and henry are together

bill:  OMG i've always shipped

hen:  yay

pat:  you are now our child

bill:  i can trust them right eddie

eddie:  i mean i told them my secret so yeah

hen:  spill the tea sis

bill:  i'm gay.....

pat: GAY SON NUMBER TWO

eddie:  i'm bi

pat:  same difference,  you like a boy.  so you gots a gay crush

eddie:  you have a point

hen:  he always somehow does and it's irritating sometimes hahaha

pat:  oops

eddie: okay but like what do we do about the problem

bill: you mean stan ?

eddie: 10 points gryffindor

bill: i'm a hufflepuff—

eddie: liar you're a gryffindor you just didn't wanna be so you lie and say you're a hufflepuff

bill: you should be a slytherin 🙄

eddie: i'm a huffleslut bb

bill: ew tf

pat: never say that again edward

hen: or you're grounded

eddie: alright dads 👀

hen: gotta go, my aunt wants me to go shopping with her 🙄

pat: ight, love you

hen: love you too

eddie: i gotta go too, my mom made me a list of chores while she's at work

bill: ew that sucks

eddie: i know right

bill: georgie wants you to come play mario kart

pat: ILL COME

bill: sounds good

pat: hell yeah, see you soon

bill: alright

-okay yeah this is messy

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