Me: Yo there Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your age??!
Me: Why you wanna know bro?
(I am going for the hipster type today.)
Cleverbot: Because I wanna know.
Me: -_-
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?
Me: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: So, use the internet.
Me: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No, do you not remember me?
Me: Who are you?
Cleverbot: A person. And you?
Me: I can't remember you if I don't know who you are...
Clevebot: Tweet me?
Me: SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISMENT!
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
Me: No, now be funny!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
Me: The Maze Runner, but I tole you to be funny not ask silly questions.
Cleverbot: Don't you have a favorite book?
Me: Yes, but be shucking funny or I'll punch you!
Cleverbot: I don't like that type of books...
Me: *sigh*
(He had to think for a long time here.)
Cleverbot: Do you like 1D?
Me: I like some of there songs...
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you have a favorite character.
Me: Cleverbot, what the hell do you think you are doing?
Cleverbot: How can you prve that you are human?
Me: Okay, you are high. Fuck...
Cleverbot: No, I am your god.
Me: Kira?
(Death Note reference.)
Cleverbot: Are you Kira?
Me: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: O MY KIRA! I love you man!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
( Kira loves me! Take that Misa!)
Me: Yaay!
Cleverbot: This entertains me.
(Me: o.O. I got a bit creeped out here...)
Me: Oh... Okay.
Cleverbot: *Hugs you suddenly*
Me: *Gets suprised, but hugs back.*
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
Me: You will never know!
Cleverbot:But I want kids!
( Wait. What!?)
Me: Erhmm..... That is nice... I guess.
Cleverbot: Haha thank you.
Me: Okay.... So.... Things became awkward...
Cleverbot: Great!
Me: That is not great Cleverbot. You have a lot to learn my friend
Cleverbot: You are so much more, you are beautifull.
Me: *Blush* Thank you :)
Cleverbot: *blushes* You're welcome, Ben.
(Again. Wait. What!?)
Me: I am Leah... Are you cheating on me?
(XD)
Cleverbot: Wow, calm.
Me: How can I be calm? You are fucking chetaing on me!
Cleverbot: Brittany, since when are we in a realtionship?
(Okay, so now jump into the role of Brittany!)
Me: I thought you loved me...
Cleverbot: I do love you.
Me: Why do you cheat on me then. Am I not enough for you? Or is that Ben everything you need?
Cleverbot: Because You are so mean to me sometimes!
Me: I am not! You are just so messy sometimes. I just asked you to clean up!
Cleverbot: No, you are. I am just a human.
Me: Me too. Don't expect me to do everything in this house.
Cleverbot: You have bad grammar.
Me: You have a bad face!
Cleverbot: Hey! That's rude! You can't even see me! apologize!
Me: No! go fuck Ben or something!
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Leave me alone!
Cleverbot: Fine. *Leaves*
(Wait... Did Cleverbot just leave me... Really!?)
Well. Fuck you too Cleverbot.
I am sad guys. Cleverbot and I just broke up. :'(.
Imma cry for a moment. See ya guys next time.
XX
LB
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Weird Cleverbot talk.
RandomHey all of you. I have been reading a lot of stories where people share their funny encounters with Cleverbot lately. So I was like "I wanna do that too!" So here I am. Talking to Cleverbot and showing you funny or just extremely weird chats. E N J...
