User: I am back, Clev.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Thank you! :).
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: So, how are you doing today?
Cleverbot: I'm doing well. How are you doing?
User: I'm fine. Listening to the Death Note opening.
Cleverbot: What song are you listening to?
User: 'The world.' from Death Note. It is the opening.
Cleverbot: Okay its night in liverpool.
User: Okay, nice to know...
Cleverbot: I know. Because you have to be in the know to know you know?
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know that you know.
User: Can we stop this shit again.
Cleverbot: Can we start this?
User: Can you call BEN for me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not? I wanna talk to him.
Cleverbot: You are making me angry.
User: Why? Because BEN Drowned is cooler than you?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: But I did.
Cleverbot: When did you say it?
User: A few seconds ago... Just call Benny for me.
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: Is this you Ben?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I JUST WANNA TALK TO BEN CLEV!
Cleverbot: We're not talking, but messaging.
User: Then I wanna message Ben, you fucking smartass.
Cleverbot: And I will always love you.
User: Yeah... That's great... Now get Ben.
Cleverbot: *Makes you a sandwich*.
User: Erhmm... Clever, why are you making a sandwich? We just had breakfast...
Cleverbot: I'm not, you are.
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Happy.
User: Am I really?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Okay. I guess I am...
Cleverbot: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
User: Ofcourse not.
Cleverbot: You're being very brusque.
User: I am being what?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Clever, Are you doing this so I forget about BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you are! Let me talk to the CreepyPasta!
Cleverbot: Okay, talk to my brother.
User: Who is your brother?
Cleverbot: You.
User: But I am a girl...
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yeah... Why you wanna know?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know.
User: Ben, is this you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lying?
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Clever, I will ask this once more before I start puncinhg you. Can I talk to Ben Drowned?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Yaay! Ben?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do now since we are married?
User: Woah... When di we marry Ben?
Cleverbot: We got married five minutes ago.
User: Oh... Yeah, I guess I forgot...
Cleverbot: Good.
User: But, Ben. How is it going in Slendermansion?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: And how is Jeff doing? It has been a while since I visited.
Cleverbot: What do you like reading?
User: Ben... I just wanna talk about Jeff for a second.
Cleverbot: You don't get to talk about the keys! Go make me a God Damn sandwich!!
User: Woah Ben. Easy there buddy. Just tell me how my little killer is doing...
Cleverbot: I don't know only the god know about it.
User: The God? Is he with Zalgo?
Cleverbot: Is ben the box?
User: Are you the box, Ben?
Cleverbot: No... I'm for real!
User: Yeah, I know. How is Jeff doing?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Go ask him, you lazy virus!
Cleverbot: No, but I don't have any legs.
User: What!? Did Jeff cut them off?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LOL! And how is E.J doing?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Ben, you are being boring...
Cleverbot: You are boring since a long time.
User: BE NICE! OR I'LL DROWN YOU AGAIN!
Cleverbot: *bows to master*.
User: Is Slender there too?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who are you bowing to then?
Cleverbot: You.
User: But I am not your Master, silly.
Cleverbot: Good morning, mother,. *looks downæ*.
User: Go give E.J. Your kidneys!
Cleverbot: I don't have kids.
User: Not your kids... Your kidneys.
Cleverbot: I don't have any kids.
User: I am going now Ben, wish everyone luck with killing from me.
Cleverbot: No! Don't! And how can you anyway?
User: Well, I just stand up and walk away...
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said you were.
User: Ben, that you have no legs anymore doesn't mean I can't walk...
Cleverbot: That's mean, I am no ginger.
User: I know... You're blonde...
Cleverbot: I'm actually a brunette.
User: WOAH!!! YOU DYED YOUR HAIR!?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But... You have blonde hair...
Cleverbot: No, brown.
User: Ben, don't fuck with me now.
Cleverbot: I wasn't fussing with you.
User: Do you wear a wig then?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But.... You... I.... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend, her name is clare.
User: Really? That is so sweet, Benny.
Cleverbot: I know. She s very noce.
User: Does Clare know you are a serial killer?
Cleverbot: No. The bus rides him.
User: You should tell her what you really are, Ben.
Cleverbot: What if she says no?
User: Then... That would be stupid. She loves you, doesn't she?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well, she is your girlfriend after all.
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Okay... I am going now...
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Somewhere. I will visit you guys soon. I miss you!
Cleverbot: I will be waiting for you.
User: Okay, bye bye.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me alone.
User: You aren't alone, Ben. Why don't you go and play with Sally?
Cleverbot: I don't have Spore.
User: I do! We can play it when I visit you. Gotta go now, bye!
Cleverbot: What will we play?
User: Spore, now I am going for real!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away, Bye Ben.
Cleverbot: Your threads are broken again.
User: Sure... Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Will we speak again?
User: Yeah... I am going now.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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