[Enter Jim Starling, Drake Mallard/Darkwing Duck Alister Boorswan, Launchpad McQuack, Dewey Duck, and Scrooge McDuck]
Jim Starling: No cuts!
The filming set of McDuck Studios engulfed in flames, as a furious Jim Starling aimed the electric blaster at Alister Boorswan, whose face was struck with fear.
Jim Starling: Jim Starling NEVER cuts! I'll film this finale if it kills me! [Aims the blaster at Alister] And EVERYONE in this room!
Launchpad McQuack: [blocks Jim's target]
An ominous figure leaped above the ceiling steel bars, its cape fluttering with grace.
Darkwing Duck: [enters] I am the terror that flaps in the night.
Jim Starling: [aside] Great. That must be the buffoon that dares to replace me.
Darkwing Duck: I am the overstuffed burrito that spills onto the lap of crime!
Jim Starling: [aside] I can make a better phrase than that!
Darkwing Duck: [reveals himself in a puff of purple smoke] I, am DARKWING DUCK!
Jim Starling: [aside] Yep, I knew it. Wait a minute-!
Jim Starling: No, I AM!!! [blasts at his imposter]
Darkwing Duck lands on the ground and ducks behind a crate where Launchpad is taking cover from the bolts of the blaster.
Jim Starling: [aside] Come out you coward! A true hero doesn't run away from a fight! [The blaster shuts down by itself.] You've got to be kidding me! [proceeds to punch the sides of his weapon]
Darkwing Duck: [hops onto a crate] Haha! I don't want to brag, but I'm incredibly strong and resilient.
Jim Starling, plugging a cord onto the weapon: [aside]This imposter is standing on top of a crate of explosives. If I blow it up, I'll eventually kill this Darkwing Duck replacement for good. [to Darkwing Duck, no longer aside] Oh really? [makes a blast]
KABOOM!
Launchpad McQuack: Darkwing!
Dewey: No!
Jim Starling: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA-what?
Darkwing Duck, covered in ashes: [kneels up from the floor] Get. Back. Up.
Jim Starling: [aside] A hanging piano! Good for what they call, comedic relief. [proceeds with a second blast from the weapon]
CRASH!
Launchpad McQuack: Darkwiiiing!!
Dewey: Noooooo!!
Jim Starling, formerly smiling in victory: [aside] You've got to be kidding with me. Again?! That's it!
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Nega-Vasion
FanfictionAn AU idea by a fellow friend of mine, Negaduck has teamed up with(some of)the most notorious villains of the DT17 verse to conquer FOWL and show true chaos, starting with his "Studio of Destruction", otherwise known as the Notorious Empire of Globa...
