comic ideas that I'm too lazy to draw-

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by Roxibearz

by Roxibearz

Lefty: hey Red, have you seen Molten?
Rockstar Freddy: no, I haven't
Rockstar Foxy: *from the distance* Captain! The show is about to start!
Rockstar Freddy: oh right! Good luck finding him! *runs off*
Lefty: hm..
Molten Freddy, whose been listening the whole time: *drops down from the ceiling*
Lefty: AAH!
Molten Freddy: you were looking for me..?
Lefty: aRe YoU tRyInG tO gIvE mE a HeArT aTtAcK?!
Molten Freddy:
Lefty: yes! I was! I was looking for you!

Molten: I've only known Lefty for 2 hours. But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Rockstar Freddy: Molten! Get your volcanic ass down here!
Molten Freddy: *is up at the ceiling* no!

Molten Freddy: UGH! WHERE'S MY VODKA?!
Funtime Freddy: wAnt SomE gRapE juiCe inSteaD?
Molten Freddy: Frost, what the bLYAT- YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE ORANGE JUICE!-

Circus Baby - she's beauty
Ballora - she's grace
Funtime Foxy - she'll punch you in the face

Molten Freddy: cyka blyat!
Lefty, a Filipino: pfftt hahAHA-
Molten Freddy: ..why are you laughing?
Lefty: *wheezing* because it sounds like you're saying 'vinegar skin'-
Molten Freddy: oh-

Molten Freddy: *knocks on the door* knock knock!
Lefty: who's there?
Molten Freddy: William~
Lefty: William who?
Molten Freddy: *slams the door open holding a ring* William-arry me?
Lefty: *le blush* ohmygawd- tell me how exactly I fell in love with you again-
(The answer is 'yes' ;>)

Scraptrap: okay, okay, let's think straight
Scrap Baby: that might be a problem dad, cuz I'm not-
Scraptrap: now it's not the time!
Lefty: uh, Mr Afton? Neither am I-
Scraptrap: oh my god, it doesn't matter, we need to take this seriously-
Molten Freddy: Afton, I
Scraptrap: okay! Everyone think GAY!! Just make a plan!

Scrap Baby: Lefty? A bottom? It's more likely than you think.
Happy Frog: especially with a beefy boyfriend like Molten. 😏
Scrap Baby: I mean, me too. So I can't judge ;)))

Funtime Freddy: what is love?
Funtime Foxy: Baby, don't hurt me!
Ballora: don't hurt me!
Ennard: no more!
Circus Baby: would I hurt anyone?

Happy Frog: do you think Lefty will get pregnant?
Scrap Baby: Lefty is a boy, Frankie. It's a rare condition for a male to get pregnant. Unless if this is the world of 'Gacha', he'll definitely get pregnant. Because gacha logic
Happy Frog: yeah, you're right. I'm glad that the author didn't do it
Scrap Baby: do what exactly?
Happy Frog: y'know, making Lefty pregnant. Yeah, I don't think they like that idea
Scrap Baby: good point-
(Yeahhh, screw gacha logic- I ain't making Lefty pregnant- Hahaha, fOoLs-)

At Happy Frog's house
Happy Frog: *is making a nsfw animation*-
Scrap Baby: *is watching* whatcha doin there, Frankie?
Happy Frog: making a nsfw animation of Molten and Lefty-
Scrap Baby: holY shiT- yeS?? ;0
Happy Frog: yEss ;00

Scrap Baby: QUICK LEFTY YOU'RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!
Lefty: tall, strong, scary..
Scrap Baby: NO! I MEANT WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE?!
Lefty: oh *looks at the wound*
Lefty: red.

Vampire!Molten: *walks in the attic*
Ghost: GET OUT OR I SHALL RIP THEE SOUL FROM THY MORTAL FRAME-
Vampire!Molten: chill dude, it's me
Ghost: oh hey, man. Did you ask Lefty out yet?
Vampire!Molten, blushing furiously: OBVIOUSLY NOT, KEVIN
Ghost: GODDAMMIT, MOLTEN-