Future Tells The Present ( A Stony Story )

Virgin( not )

Previous part:

Future:
"I don't wanna eat these. I want some melon"

"Huh?"

"I want some melon"

"You just asked for a burger!!!"

"I asked for burger Ten minutes ago! Now I want some melon!!!"

" BUT STEVE!!!!!!

"MELON"

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Now:

Present:

"Hahaha!!!!!", Everyone snorted at the scene.

" my god! Pregnant Steve is so dramatic! I love him", Clint had tears now from laughing.

Steve blushed heavily.

"Just pregnant Steve is dramatic? Oh please! He's always so dramatic!!!", Bucky pointed out.

" no, Im not!"

"Yes, u r!"

"No"

"Yes"

No"

"Ye-

" okay, kids. Stop now. Let's continue watching", Nat ordered.

"Whatever"

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Future:

"Wtf! How can people think she's a virgin when she slept with 99 people!!" Bucky raised his eyebrow while he was watching a film.

"This is why its a story, buck", Clint said.

"not really, it happens in reality too. I know one person who had sex several times but people think s/he is a virgin at least till a few years ago".

" wait, who? do we know him/her?", Wanda asked her.
"Yep"

"Who?"

"Yea, Nat tell us!"

"Hmm. Nope! Guess it"

".....coulson?", Wanda said.

" nope"

"Vision?" Bruce said.

"Oh, please! He's with Wanda"

"Fury?" Buck said.

Everyone looked at him.
"What? I never saw him with anyone! Literally none!"

"No, Buck. Not him. You know him well. No, wait...u know way too well"

"......Steve? Wtf! He's had sex many times! Why could anyone think that he's a virgin?!!?"

"Wait! Steve's not! I thought he was a virgin until Tony.... popped his cherry"

"Oh! Plz! He has experience with both genders! He probably slept with people more than all of u", Bucky said.

"......", everyone was silent at the moment.

" Told you", Nat smirked at them.

"Wait? But who he had with? We didn't even know he was dating someone until Tony..." Bruce asked.

"Well....there's a long list......." Buck informed.

"Like...?"

"Peggy"

"He had sex with her? I thought he couldn't be with her bcoz of the war!"

"....he couldn't marry her bxoz of that"

"Yeah,..... We should have expected it", Clint said.

" anyone else? "

".........Sharon"

"Wait! Isn't she Peggy's  niece???!"

"Yeah", Nat chuckled.

".... That's a lot to digest"

"That's a lot? We have one person on here who had sex with him", Nat smirked.

" who?"

"Our dear Natasha"

"WHAT!" "HUH"

"NATASH! U HAD SEX WITH HIM AND NEVER TOLD ME! I EVEN TOLD U ABOUT BUDAPEST!", Clint bursted out.

" now I know what Steve meant by "up close"", Bruce pointed out. (Age of Ultron reference?)

" hm...there wasn't much to tell.....and  Theres just not me in here! Another's another person! " nat said.

"Who", Wanda asked.

" Bucky!"

".....WHAT!!"

"Hm ? Is is a surprise? I thought everyone knew...."

"NO WE DIDNT"

"Oh, please! What do u from two hormonal teenagers told in a room?!"

"........" "Yeah... We should have guessed it too"

"There's more but I tell u another day...", Bucky and Nat smirked.

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Done!!!!!!

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