♬ Dobutsu ~ Bnha X Reader Chatfic / Textfic ♬

~ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚 ~

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- UA Losers -

You:

I amhbdc goinh == tu dIe

hElkLOLPOP

Kermit:

What did you do now?

Tentacles:

We ( Emosquad (Me, Toko, Todoroki, Jirou, Shinso, Bakugou, Y/N) ) were chilling out in the music room, listening to MCR and all of a sudden Y/N decides to pull on of Toko's feathers out and he literally went completely floofy and is trying to peck her arm off.

Pigeon:

Serves her right.

Tentacles:

Pfft you look dumb

~Pigeon changed Tentacles's name to Tentacle Hentai~

Tentacle Hentai:

Thanks-

You:

I have a mark on my armmmmm

Someone kiss it betterrrrrr

Denkichu:

I will

BoomBoi:

LIKE FUCK YOU WILL DUNCE FACE

Peppermint:

I could maybe volunteer?

BoomBoi:

THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY PIECE OF SHIT?!

You:

No but really- Someone-

Broccoli:

I can..?

BoomBoi:

NO YOU C A AN T T T GYJSUDSUYKGDD

Insowomniac:

Do you seriously need someone to kiss it better??

You:

YES IT HURTS

KISSIES ARE THE ONLY CUREEE

HURRY UP

Insowomniac:

What are you, 5?

You:

NO

Insowomniac:

You're kiddin, right?

You:

NO

Insowomniac:

I'll do it then

BoomBoi:

MINDFUCKER SHUT UP

Psycho:

Can anyone hear something?

Spiky:

I-

No

You: