♬ Dobutsu ~ Bnha X Reader Chatfic / Textfic ♬

~ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟠 ~

~ You Are Online ~

- Private Messages: Baguette -

You:

What's the tea sis?

Baguette:

We don't even need to out them

They're obviously all dating behind our backs

What a disgrace u^u

You:

Kermit and bubble bitch always get all mushy

How v U L g a R

Baguette:

Jirou is going to be our new step-mom

You:

Not on my watch

Yao bitch can keep her grubby hands a w a y

Baguette:

H

You:

Ok so

Ojiro and Hagakure

Baguette:

Theyre married right?

You:

Unfortunately, no

Baguette:

Aoyama.exe has crashed

She is rebooting

3 2 1

wH A T

You:

They act like they're dating all the time

It's such a shame u-u

Much despair

Baguette:

Operation: Ojikure

We're getting them together

You:

Nice ship name

Ok, just us or are we getting some more agent

Baguette:

I can't think of anyone with our expertise

OH

Minachan~

You:

Mina Ashido

Yass Queen

Ok, new group

~ You Created A New Group ~

~ You Added Baguette And Area51Escapee ~

~ You Named The Group Operation: Ojikure ~

You:

Ok so

Ojiro x Tooru

Thoughts?

Area51Escapee:

Yes.

Baguette:

Simple plan

I ask Ojiro to the Kappa training grounds

Mina does the same with Hagakure

Then we lock them in

Y/N will have gotten her cousin

The one with the cupid quirk or whatever it is

And he'll use it on the both through the window

Then we'll all sneak out and then Y/N will go back to check on them after 10 minutes

We'll figure out the rest on the way

You:

Wait what

on the way??

Baguette:

I've already asked Ojiro hurry up

Area51Escapee:

i THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE TOMMOROW NOT HERE AND NOW

WHERES TOORU??

You:

SIS TF

I NEED TO GET ASMO FIRST OMG WHYYY

~ You Are Offline ~

~ ~ ~

3 Gorls with a plan u-u