♬ Dobutsu ~ Bnha X Reader Chatfic / Textfic ♬

~ ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟟 ~

~ You Are Online ~

- Girlz -

You:

H e y g o r l s

Vine:

Hello

Baguette:

It's all becoming clear now

H a n d:

No.

Baguette:

I've connected the dots

Kermit:

You didn't connect shit Aoyama

You:

???/??////??//????

*visible confusion*

Baguette:

Ura likes Midoriya

Yaomom likes Todoroki-san

Tsu likes Tokoyami

Mina likes Kirishima

Jirou likes Kaminari

Hagakure likes Ojiro

Kendo likes Monoma

You:

HAHAHAHHAAHHA

Fuck no

Even they werent all gay asf 

And didnt have the hots for either each other or  M O i

None of the guys would be interested

those pairings are fucking horrible 

are you fucking D U M B sis

I mean

Apart from Hagakure

We all know she's straight as a fucking ruler

And her and Ojiro w i l l start dating

or ill feed them both to my cat

or my brother

he gets too fucking hungry all the time

and theyll be a good substitute for his cannibalism habit

Baguette:

I-

What

You:

he's a chicken

he eats chicken

Vine:

Just because he has a bird quirk doesnt mean hes not a human being Y/N

How many times do we need to go over this

H a n d:

Are we all going to ignore what else Y/N said, I'm-

You:

Its all troo face facts whore uwuuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwwuuw

Tranparent:

i sure hope so u-u

You:

HWHSWHBD

Baguette:

I'd like to know what theories you have Y/N ;))

You:

hehe check your pms hon

Plug-In:

*gay panic*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS TIME??

Kermit:

theyre gonna ship everyone again im guessing

Floaty:

0-0

Area51Escapee:

our sisters have turned on us

Thicc:

Hey girls what happened while I was gon?

gone*

Plug-In:

QAWZSEXDRCTFVYGBUHNIJM

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lmao 2 chapters in a row author-chan's on a rollll

I've made another book it's on my account if you wanna look 

(shameless self-promotion)

I'ts just multiple fandom x reader stuff with like 

bnha, danganronpa, mystic messenger other stuff

my requests are open atm too so

yh ill go now bye-

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