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"Why my dear, I do this all for the entertainment!"

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"Why my dear, I do this all for the entertainment!"

"If I wanted to hurt anybody..I̸̙̠̖̪͉̲͒ͅ ̸̡̛͓͇̲̮̠̺̹͎̙̊͆̇͑́͊̽͒̃w̵̛̥̮͚̪̪̺̉̅́͗́̑ȯ̴͇͙͙̦̳̲̦̔͛̋̊͐͠͝ͅù̵̻̦̱̤̻̘̖͂͜l̴̫̞͑̿̈͝d̶̩͍̍̎͝ ̶͚͎͒̈́h̷͙͎̯̙̱͕͓̽̄̄̊ä̴͈̮͓̈́̈́̓̂̓̌͗͝͝v̶̘̥̺͎̦̈́̈̋̋͋̇͗̕͝é̴͍͒̌̌͐̂̀̕ ̴̳͍͚̞͍́̏͐̌̃d̶̨̙̬͙̻̺͛̌̑̚̚ǫ̵̧̻͔̠͖̲̙̤̎͐̐̌͗̒n̵̩̮͓̫̖͚̓̑͗ĕ̶͇̪͜ ̶̢̢͖͇̬̘̽̉͐̔̃̓̅̕s̶̢̻̰̙̩̠̃͗͝o̶̜̜̪̹͕̞̙̜̽̊̎ ̸̤͍͉͇̬͒̓́̉͑̆̋̇̆͜ǎ̶̱̺̽̇͌l̶͍̜̣͔̐͗́͒̒̋͝͝r̷̗̥̬͂̎̒̚͝͠ẽ̶̛͍̦͓̘͓́̀̀̌̄͗͆͝ͅà̶̘͇̪̗͈͕̮͐̀͒́̊̋̕̕͝ͅd̶̗̹̝̬̖̝̙̠̔͑̇̄̅͜͠ͅy̸̨̟͎̽̈́̈́͒͐͊͝.̴̟̪͉͍̰̿̈"

"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha... so many orphans."

"Hell...ooo! May I speak now?"

Reality! True passion! After all the world is a stage. And the stage is a world of entertainment." 

"Smile, my dear! You're never fully dressed without one."

"Do I know you?"

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