James texting Sirius to tell him lilys giveing birth to Harry.
Prongs: initiate operation fawn
Padfoot: what the fuck ate you on about Prongs its to early for this bullshit.
Prongs: FOCUS OPERATION FAWN. OPERATION PROOF THAT LILY EVENS HAD SEX WITH ME. LET'S GO MEET US AT PORTLAND HOSPITAL.
Padfoot: oh shit fot real, give us like 20 mins.
Prongs: lily said to tell remus to bring the pillow she likes the one with stripes and not to bother showing up without it.
Padfoot: I can see the headlines now: Godfather not presents at the birth of the greatest kid ever cause half-asleep werewolf forgets 'the pillow'.
Prongs: Padfoot just hurry up there is a baby coming out of lily.
Prongs: can they be born with glasses?? oh merlin what if it has antlers or something.
Padfoot: for the love of God we are on our way.
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