Marauders Headcanons

Badass Mcgonagall

Imagine Sirius and James questioning Professor Mcgonagall.

James: Minnie, how would you become a animagi.

Sirius: all hypothetical of course.

Mcgonagall: oh.... I can't tell you that.

James: oh alright professor

Mcgonagall: I also can't tell that there's a book in the restricted section about how to become a animagi called True Animagus Transformation. I also can't tell you that Filch is away Saturday 1 - 3am.

Sirius: (scribbling it all down).

Mcgonagall: you must understand that I simply can't tell you these things.

James and Sirius: we totally understand professor.