Daplan Shorts

Knives Are too informal

Dan, Hosuh, Stephen, and Jay all go to a restaurant

Dan: So what would you like to eat Hosuh

Jay: You;;)))))

Hosuh: I- R00000000DDDDD! HE WAS ASKING MEEEEEEEE

Jay: *grabs knife from table* I dare you to say that again:)

Hosuh: *sweats* Hehehe did I say anything.....I didn't say anything

Jay: That's what I thought *sets down knife*

Stephen: *gasp* Is that a knife!

Dan: *facepalm* yes it i-

Stephen: *grabs knife and yeets it away behind him* rrRrrrRrEeeEeEEeEeEee KNIVES ARE TOOOOOOO INFOORMMALLLL

The knife flies behind Stephen and at Joecat who just entered the restaurant

Joecat: I- I HAVE BEEN ATTAAAAAACCKKKEEDDD CALL 1 1 9

Daniel sighs and grabs Stephen's food and gives it to Hosuh

Dan: :))))))

Stephen: *eye twitch* Knives are too informal.......but.......MACHETES ARE NOT *pulls machete out of his ass*

Dan: OH SHI- *naruto runs faster than Sonic*

Stephen: HAHAHAHHAHAHA *runs after Dan*

Hosuh: Ho-

Jay: WAIT FOR ME *runs to Stephen*

Hosuh: *pouts* before I WAS R00DLYYY INTERUPTED BY SOOOMMEEEONN-

Joecat: How does Jay and Stephen fit all those weapons in their ass

Hosuh: I- that's a good question
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