Say hello to my new friend

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(Y/n): POV

(Y/n): What to do today?

(Y/n): Maybe I could go on a date with Sae? Wait, she's probably busy with work and she did say she'd maybe call me on her free time...

(Y/n): I could try and find the twins?

Bob: Caw caw caw?(translation: Who are you talking to?)

(Y/n): I don't know! I'm so bored, that I'm talking to my self!

Bob: Caw caw caw.(translation: Then go to sleep if you are bored.)

(Y/n): Why is it, when I'm bored you ether tell me to go to sleep or smoke weed every day?

Bob: Caw caw caw.(translation: those are great things to do when you're bored.)

(Y/n): (sigh)......... Nothing interesting is happening today....

(Meanwhile)


(Back with (Y/n))

(Y/n): Yeah... Nothing interesting at all.....

(Play OP)

3rd person POV

(Y/n) was in his room sleeping.

(Y/n): zzzzzzzzzz.....

Phone: beep beep!

(Y/n):zzzzzzzzzz.... My strawberries.....

Phone: New palace found.

(Y/n):zzzzzzzzzzz.... Oh... Hello Sae....

Bob: Caw caw caw.(translation: Dude we have a palace to get to.)

(Y/n): Zzzzzzzzzz..

Bob: Caw caw caw!(translation: Wake up motherfuker!)

(Y/n): Meh...zzzzz

Bob then stand's on (Y/n) and begins to dig his talons into him.

Bob: Caw caw caw?(translation: What are you going to do now?)

While still sleeping, (Y/n) grabs Bob and lifts him.

Bob: Caw!? Caw caw caw?(translation: Wait!? What are you doing?)

(Glass shattering)

Bob: Caw caaaaaaww!(translation: You mother fuckeeeeeeeeer!)

(Y/n) threw Bob at the window, breaking it, and sending Bob flying outside. (Y/n) then continued to sleep.

(Y/n): Zzzzzzzzzz......

Bob fly's back into the room.

Bob: Caw......... Caw caw.(translation: asshole........ Look Strawberries.)

(Y/n): Where!?

(Y/n) woke up.

Bob: Caw caw, caw.(translation: Come on, there's a new palace.)

(Y/n): okay, you send the calling card and I'll get the strawberries!

Bob: caw caw?(translation: What's the calling card going to be?)

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