LOSER & PROUD , BABY ! (mb/s)

SENTENCE STARTERS

"Make one more short joke, and your kneecaps will pay the price."

"I swear to god if you ask me if I'm having a manic episode, I'm going to shove a spork in your throat!"

"Everything is better in leather."

"Have I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas ten times within a span of four days? Yes. Am I gonna stop? Nope!"

"Oh please, daddy wishes he was as cool as me!"

"Touch my song writing journal and it'll be the last thing you'll ever touch."

"I-I don't know! I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm-I'm just a mess, I'm a fucking mess and I'm falling apart and I-I-I don't know why!"

"Just do what I always do: find the schoolyards biggest bully and kick his teeth in."

"Don't. Just don't. I haven't had my coffee yet and I can't function properly without it so whatever you're gonna say, don't."

"I blackmailed my principal in middle school. Sooooo I think I'm ready for adulthood."

"That's not what your mom said to me last night!"

"I-I'm fine. Perfect. Fantastic. Fabulous. Fantabulous. I'm rambling, aren't I?"

"I'll sleep later, I'm busy."

"The new meds ain't helping. I mean, helping only by making me lose weight. Because I keep bringing everything up if I take those meds."

"Did you...did you just lock me in my own room?! What the fuck?! I need to come with you, damnit!"

"I'm never dating. Ugh. That's, like, wayyyyy too much responsibility."

"Can I just...not go to school? Please? I...I can't go. I-I just want to sleep and never wake up."

"I don't want to sleep. Whenever I sleep, I-I see IT. I-I can't sleep, I won't, I don't care, I can't take this anymore..."

"Eh, if you think I look bad, you should see the other guy!"

"I'm a Loser now. Bound to happen at some point. But that just proves how I'm never going to leave your side. We're in this together."