Stupid HP Oneshots

What's a volleyball? Pt 2

I'd gotten the boys into volleyball. James was the one who was good when he tried. Remus was just good at it; I have no idea how, but it's what happened. Sirius was good, he just acted stupidly while playing. Peter, well, he was Peter.
Now we were standing in front of Dumbledore. His eyes twinkled, and he suggested we ask McGonagall.
I bolted to the Gryffindor head's office.
"MICKEY G!"
She rolled her eyes at me. "What did we talk about?"
"You ordered me to never say that again, and I am not obeying. You know I will not and you know you love it. Anyway, Dumbledore told us to come to you to ask if we can set up house volleyball teams."
Mickey G agreed. On one condition. Truth or dare.
"LILY EVANS, WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH?"
Lily blushed and glanced at James, and James didn't take notice because he's an idiot. I mentally facepalmed.
"I-I don't have a crush."
McGonagall threw her ink at the wall. "SLUGHORN! BRING HITHER THE GOODS!"
Slughorn rushed in. McGonagall took veritaserum from his hand and attempted to shove it down Lily's throat. "I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE HECC YOU LIKE BECAUSE I HAVE A BET AND ME LIVING IN A HOUSE DEPENDS ON IT!"

"JESUS WOMAN, IM IN LOVE WITH POTTER!"
James looked up. I smirked and shoved him into Lily. I stan Jily so, therefore, they are getting together.
James, influenced by me, kissed Lily. McGonagall cheered. I screamed "I STAN! I'M TRASH FOR JILY!" Sirius wolf-whistled, Peter was eating Mickey G's biscuits, and Remus was crying tears of happiness because he'd also won a bet. Who against, might you ask?
Severus walked into the office, only to drop to his knees and cry. He now owed 50 galleons to Remus Lupin.
"LET'S GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL FOLKS!"
Once we had taught all of Hogwarts the way of volleyball, we had house games.
Sirius spiked a ball into Severus's face. James hit the ball with his head because technically speaking, that still counts.
Overall I had brought beauty to Hogwarts.