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Literally the title. I'll do any era, give me requests too bc every story I don't have em has like only 2 chapters at most bc I procrastinate so-

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Umbridge.

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I'm kind of excited

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   Ginny had a quidditch game, so Harry had to take little James Sirius Potter to work with him. Suddenly, Harry is called last minute to arrest an insane wizard.
   Ron had been called for the same reason, so he obviously couldn't be asked. He ran to ask Hermione.
"HERMIONE I NEED YOU TO WATCH JAMES!"
   "Harry, you're going to have to ask someone else. I'm drowned in work right now, and I must still visit the muggle Minister."
   Harry sighed and ran off. He asked everyone in sight, and nobody was available. Except for...
   The toad-like woman was barking orders at some poor Auror. Why Hermione didn't fire her, I have no idea. Something about "everyone deserves a chance"...
"UMBRIDGE I NEED YOU TO WATCH JAMES!"
   She looked horrified. "Absolutel-"
"For fifty galleons an hour."
Umbridge took the child. She showed him her cats and baked cookies with him. It would be a lie to say she wasn't fond of the child.
   She hissed at Harry when he came to pick James up.