Stupid HP Oneshots

How the battle was actually won

        You may be expecting a tale of heroism. A story containing detailed attacks and the way each wizard and witch's wand moved to perform intricate spells with every muttered word. Yet, what the books didn't tell you, is how we were actually victorious.

       Now, seeing as I'm older than Albus and Scorpius, and they have gone to Hogwarts while I'm still confined to my bland muggle life, I'm obliged to expose the Wizarding community.

      
All that Mrs. Molly Weasley was aware of was that after one death, she needed to keep the rest of her children safe. While battling Bellatrix, she couldn't be concerned about the lingering death residing in her insides. So as she turned, she let it slip. The deathly smell of what should've been a shart reeked in the entire castle. Bellatrix dropped dead. Voldemort fell off the bridge, of course, to his inevitable death. The remaining enemy was so horrified they ran away to different countries, the only place the smell didn't reside.

The wizards and witches have been scarred for life, and if you look closely, you can still see the burnt-off nose hairs in the floors of Hogwarts.

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A/n

This was interesting to write but do I regret it? Not. At. All.