Ibuki:humming to herself while looking at Hajime's split personality
Hajime: Hey Ibuki!
Ibuki: Hey Hajime!
Hajime: What are you looking at?
Ibuki: Your split persona Izuru.
Hajime:insert glass breaking noises UM- snatches the tablet
Ibuki: HEY!!!
Hajime:looks at the Characteristics of Izuru (Aka Hajime cause they're one)
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Hajime: Wait a minute... squints
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Hajime: WAIT-
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Hajime: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Ibuki: W-what is it Hajime?!
Hajime: L-look...gives her the tablet
Ibuki: 😱 gasp HAJIME IS A GIRL?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL IBUKI ABOUT THAT?
Everyone: HAJIME IS A GIRL?!
Hajime: NO NO NO THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE!! refreshes the page 1000 times and it says the same thing over and over again
Junko: I'VE BEEN DATING A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME?! Such Despair I have experienced.....Heheheheh......
Hajime: ... turns into Izuru because he's too ashamed to show his face
Ibuki: Woah! Hajime just turned into Izuru in front of my very eyes! 😲
Author-Chan: Here comes Mr. Logic-
Izuru: What's with all this boring racket? looks at the tablet
Izuru: sighThese people are just assuming my gender just because I have long hair...How foolish. I am a boy no matter what these people say. It's simple as that so you guys can stop freaking out over this simple mistake/assumption that these idiots made.
Junko: You never fail to impress me Miss Izuru!
Izuru:annoyed sigh and turns back to a shooketh Hajime
(Imagine Leon's shooketh face but replace it with Hajime)
Junko: switches to her cute personality Awwww, Miss Izuru got back to being the good ol' boring Hajime..
Junko: switches to her Rockstar personality Oh well! It doesn't fucking matter!
Angie in the background: Watch your language.....Atua is watching.....
Junko: switches to her Queen personalitySHUT UP PEASANT! TIME TO PUT THE WORLD INTO MISERABLE DESPAIR ONCE AGAIN! Insert The Queen of Hearts laughing
Makoto and Shuichi: UH UH! I DON'T THINK SO!
Junko: switches back to her Rockstar personaYOU CAN'T STOP ME PUNKS! runs
Makoto and Shuichi:runs after her
Hajime: ... insert Hajime silently crying
Ibuki: comforting Hajime Don't worry Hajime! I still think you're a boy!
Hajime: still silently crying
Author-Chan: Poor Hajime..Hey Ibuki, Call Nagito for me please!
Ibuki: Okay! NAGITO!!
Nagito: eating bagels Hmm?
Ibuki: Comfort your Boyfriend!
Nagito and Hajime: B-Boyfriend??
Ibuki: Yeah! You guys always seem to have fun with each other more than anyone else and you guys hang out with each other a lot so why not!
Nagito: Um..I don't think we're....small blush
Author-Chan: Awwww the hope bagel is blushing!
Nagito: S-shut up!
Author-Chan: Okay Nagito, Go give Hajime a good ol' pep talk!
Nagito: Okay. I'll try my best to comfort Hajime. Come on Hajime, we need to talk.
Hajime: O-okay....
Nagito:carries a pretty shooketh Hajime It's okay Hajime comforts him
Author-Chan and Ibuki: Le ship!!!
Author-Chan: I still think Izuru is a boy and not a girl.
Ibuki: Me too! Hopefully Hajime feels better!
Author-Chan: Yeah I hope so.
Ibuki: I'm gonna go to my Jammin' session so see ya!
Author-Chan: Bye Ibuki! I'll be going too guys so see y'all later guys!
