It was the weekend for Baku and his team and for once they decided not to stay at Beacon and fuck with their peers. Instead, they took a bullhead to the centre of Vale.
Tobi: This place is overrated.
Baku: Man, I'm in downtown Vale, finna flex, call that V L E X I N G
Lil Broomstick: Homie, you can't keep coming up with words like this
Bank Bill: You always say you flexing, but yo credit score is sub zero.
Baku: Listen, I got BREAD, but I ain't paying those credit card statements.
Lil Broomstick: I wanna go back.
Baku: Nah, let's explore this B I T C H.
Lil Broomstick: Ok
Tobi: Where the FUCK are we going? Or we just standing here?
Tobi decided to take control and lead the way. Baku made them stop when he saw a pizzeria.
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Baku: Ight, let's eat.
Lil Broomstick: Vro, we just ate breakfast.
Baku: I haven't had pizza in a B I T.
Tobi: Swear on your fuckin YEEZY'S if you start with that boneless pizza bullsh-
Baku: Yo, lemme get that pizza 🅱️ O N E L E S S
Schnitzel: Who tf is "Lemme"?
Baku: On god you ain't fucking around just make that damn pizza.
Schnitzel: Didn't y'all read the sign?
Baku: Hell the fuck no
Bank Bill: I can't read.
Schnitzel: It says "No shoes, no shirt, no BULLSHIT"
Baku: You think I'm bullshittin? Just dont put bone in my shits.
Schnitzel: How do you even put bone in pizza?
Baku: Just don't do it.
Schnitzel: Get the FUCK outta this establishment.
Baku and his team left the pizzeria and continued walking down the street. Ironically, they ran into Team RWBY.
Baku: I ain't tryna talk to none of you hoes.
Yang cracked her knuckles.
Yang: Always gotta say something. I'll make sure you can't talk for a week.
Baku: BiTch, Imma send yo ass to the shadow realm if you don't quit acting up
Yang: I'm not afraid of y-
Tobi: Hey lady, look at me.
Yang: Huh?
Tobi: K A M U I
Yang disappeared from reality, sending her teammates into a panic. Ruby began to cry.
Blake: What the hell happened?!
Ruby: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SIS?!
Baku: Dawg, you send her to the PS2 dimension.
Tobi: Yeah.
Baku: Cool. How she gon get out?
Tobi: I'll let her ass out in a bit.
The panicking Team RWB was making a scene, so Tobi returned the missing member to reality. Unlike Team CRDL, Yang was not petrified. She was pissed.
Yang: I'll beat you to a pulp!
Luckily for her, her teammates restrained her from doing anything and dragged her away. The four strange dudes continued to walk until noon turned to dusk and dusk turned to night. They arrived at the hood part of Vale, but they were without fear and walked in the open. Five people showed up in front of them in the vacant road.
???: You sure that's them, Neo?
Neo: Nods and shows them a video of Tobi using his power on Yang to the other four. 'See? It's them, Cinder.'
Cinder: Hm, they certainly could be useful pawns.
The five walked in front of Baku and his team.
Cinder: Stop. You are coming with us.
Baku: I ain't going nowhere.
A guy in a bowler hat spoke up.
???: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way. Mercury, Emerald, handle them.
Baku: Mfs always gotta be tryna start shit.
A guy with gray hair, which was Mercury, took a running start before jumping and attempting to kick Baku in his face.
Baku: FOH 🅱️
This sent Mercury flying back.
Emerald: Mercury!
Cinder formed an obsidian crossbow and shot at the four.
Bank Bill: Bitch, I'm run that gun shit.
Suddenly, two pistols appeared in his hands and he began firing at the four.
Lil Broomstick: Hell nah bruh, y'all ain't taking my CLOUT.
Power radiated from Lil Broomstick, which strengthened his teammates while weakening their opponents. Mercury had finally returned to battle and tried to kick Lil Broomstick, which did tip him over like humpty dumpty.
Baku: Y'all better retreat before you get fucked up, thas on Y E E E Z Y.
Kanye West appeared before them, levitating above them.
Cinder + Emerald + Mercury + Roman: KANYE?!
Neo: 'Kanye?!'
Baku: Persona, fuck em up.
Kanye made all five of them dissapear, scattering them all across Remnant in random locations
Baku: Let's head back yall, I'm not finna miss dinner
