Carla: *wakes up* WTF IS ALL OF THIS-
Carla talking to Ted: y'know Jer keep decorating me while im asleep
Carla: *shoved away flower* i don't want no damn flower cuz im allergic ya want me to pass?
Carla referring to Jerome: A A A A GODDAMNIT BOY WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH THE DOG'S ASSHOLE? YA GOT AN IPHONE
Carla: y'know Jer this time he kept on playing with the dog's asshole
Carla: last week i got mugged by a goddamn ballerina, she tried to make me pass away, then the bxtch spun away
Carla referring to the Walmart logo: look at that the logo is what? an asshole-
Carla: look at this they sale human foods but dog's-
Carla referring to Jerome: pull up your pants boi this isn't Red Lobster-
Carla: oh this tree is stealing my oxygen-
Carla hanging from one of the braches: I NEED MY PHARMACIES
Carla: *shoves away flower again* stop tryin' giving me damn flower y'know im allergic ya want me to see jesus-
Carla: *turns around to find more flowers* THESE DAMN FLOWERS-
Carla: ya can stick these flowers ya-know-where asshole
Carla: *falls into a circle of flowers*
