Stan the man: bill pls can you pass me ur sweater
bisaster: Stan???using abraciations????
Stan the man: fuck you rich
big bill: yeah why?
Stan the man: I am currently BLEEDING everywhere and your sadness hoodie is black
big bill: yep cool I'll throw it at you
Stan the man: i also may faint at some point
bevvy: I love having a vagina
Stan the man: totally didn't pray for a dick
bevvy: I love having a vajayjay
Stan the man: if only men weren't such pricks
mikey: this is hilarious
Stan the man: its a poem my cousin wrote.
Stan the man: I just met a fucking legend
Stan the man: not kidding he's so cool
bevvy: Who Is He?
Stan the man: his name is Boris and he's trying to get to the vending machine for a snack his bf is in hoesportal cos he tried to overdose
bisaster: HOESPORTAL
Stan the man: fuck you dude
benny: can u get Bev a mars bar she snacky
bevvy: aw babe
big bill: update Stan has fainted and am currently trying to wake him up
mikey: I have arrived
mikey: all my friends are here so so am I because I rule
bevvy: damn right
Edwin: is Stan okay?!?!!?
big bill: he's awake and even paler than normal but having a conversation with Boris while getting a snack
big bill: "This happens all the time bill u shouldn't worry."
big bill: oh stan u r suffering stop
benny: UPDATE FREINDS they r teaching me to inject myself w stuff so that I don't have a coma and I'm gonna meet w a dietician later
big bill: we love you and support you.
Stan the man: that's what you told Rich,Eddie,Bev,mike and me when we came out.
Stan the man: its ur catchphrase but we still LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU,bill
big bill: you are debating SNACKS with a COMPLETE STRANGER
Stan the man: Boris knows a lot about the snack industry and is a very interesting person
big bill: he looks like a bum
bisaster: as a future bum,I agree
bevvy: I just came out of Ben's room and if Boris is a bum then he is a HOT bum
big bill: tru
mikey: yowza!!!! Boris is a snac
Edwin: major FOMO
Stan the man: gotta dash have to babysit Ash
benny: i sleepeth noweth
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FanfictionIt group chat AU bisaster: welcome narcs! bevvy: don't call me a narc u pussy Edwin: where is Ben big bill: idk saw him this morning stan the man: I really hope that this group chat will go better than the last. Mikey: yeah me to benny: #MeToo bevv...
