big bill: I feel emo
bisaster: he's going to talk about how we all first meat now
Stan the man: "meat"
big bill: I just literally love u all so much especially Ben and Mike because they r nice 2 me
big bill: can you guys make it to my house for film knight 2marrow
Stan the man: film knight
bevvy: ugh pls save me guys I need help my aunt invited freinds over and it is pissing me off they r all like "oooh Bev how are u gonna apply 2 college it's hard to do fashion why not be an accountant."
Stan the man: i want to be an accountant
bevvy: aw Stan that is so boring
Stan the man: I'm in front of ur house do you want me to say we have a homework date
bevvy: pls
bisaster: @ eds don't we have a homework date
Edwin: yeh I'll swing by ur house
big bill: Eddie and Richie sitting in a tree
benny: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
mikey: first comes love then comes marriage
bevvy: lasts comes a baby wrapped in cabbage
Edwin: Rich is blushing it's really cute
Stan the man: help me
Stan the man: ash has a really bad earache and she's screaming and I can't get her to go back to sleep I gave her medecine but it takes half an hour to kick in
big bill: microwave a hot wet towel in a mug and hold her ear to it it'll release pressure
Stan the man: thank fuck it works thanks manny
big bill: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
bisaster: hahah manny good one Stanley
bevvy: remember when we gave bill a badge that said FFBC and he spent weeks trying to figure out what it meant
big bill: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
mikey: I think we should tell him
Stan the man: it means "Future Frat Boy Club"
big bill: we all know that I'm a tad gay for that
bisaster: DID BILL JUST COME OUT OMIFUCKINGOD
Edwin: back to studying you dumb bitch
Edwin: proud of you Bill
big bill: thx imma study see y'all 2morrow
A/N: I just watched the Rockwell It Parody and you can bet your nips that I will reference it
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FanfictionIt group chat AU bisaster: welcome narcs! bevvy: don't call me a narc u pussy Edwin: where is Ben big bill: idk saw him this morning stan the man: I really hope that this group chat will go better than the last. Mikey: yeah me to benny: #MeToo bevv...
