Sea Patrol

Under The Hammer

Sea patrol

Season 1 episode 9

It was night time and me and ET were down below getting coffee for me himself and spider because we were on watch while we were at port we were done getting our coffee we headed up and ET said as we were getting up top "you alright spide? Don't know which one of these are yours" I turned and saw spider tied up usually i would be worried for him but this is to funny i chuckled a little and ET saw him he looked at me and we walked over to him but first we put the coffee's down first walked over to him ET bent down ripped the tape of spiders mouth and asked him what happened then spide said "they took him i couldn't stop them?" I was confused then said "took who?" then spider looked at us then said "Thor" me and ET looked at each other and turned around and notice Thor was gone great ET picked up the squeaky crown the was attached to a head band that was on spiders head it squeaked we untied him and went back to keep watch obviously there's not much we can do now till morning

We all were uptop except for spider the CO was talking to us about the incident then chefo said "it's got to be the kingston boss they're still steamed up about us showing em up in kakadu" i was standing next to ET with chefo a little to the side so i can see the CO then the CO said "kingston left port at first light their commanding officer...dick curry" then chefo mad an idiot comment that the CO didn't like very much it did make me laugh a little then the CO continued " lieutenant commander richard curry, chefo..." chefo apologise then the CO continued "who I've spoken to by sat phone denies any knowledge of the event" then spider came up and stood next to chefo buffer looked at his watch then at spider then the CO continued "the fact remains 'hammersley' was boarded, which is unacceptable under any circumstances" it went quiet and chefo kept staring at spider the whole time he came up here then chefo said "well...we're going after them, right, boss? I mean, we've gotta get the hammer god back" then the CO said "we'll be casting off as scheduled make ready" everyone got up and went off to do their job RO walked past spider and said "good on Spider" i looked at RO and said "lay off RO" then ET said "yeah it could've happened to any of us" then spider said "sorry guys" i stood in front of spider then Chefo said " if we don't get that little guy back, we're toast" Et spoke up and mentioned "it's supposed to be bad luck to lose a mascot" i looked at ET then back to spider "it IS bad luck. You mark my words." "you don't listen to chefo spide we will be fine" then buffer said "let's go, spider scar" i was working with buffer and spider today so we left to go do our jobs

Me, spider, chefo, buffer, and RO were watching as we came up next to kingston they were shouting at saying stuff like "come on, hammersley!" and "who's got the hammer now?" I was standing in between chefo and spider when spider said "how are we gonna get him back?" then buffer said "sir will just ask nice and polite and they'll send him over on a line" I then said "they shouldn't even have him" then chefo said "and if spicy donger says no we storm the boat and tear their heads off" I laughed a little then spider said "buff, scar look" we looked and they put him in hot pants "they've got him in hot pants" buffer said noticing what they have done chefo then said "they'll pay oh, they'll pay big-time" we went straight past them and buffer said "hang on we're not pulling alongside" "come on what the hell?!" then buff said "righto get back to work" this is so stupid we should do what chefo said storm over there and get him ourselves they shuldn't have him then chefo said "oh, come on, buff" then buffer said "look, just let it go chefo don't give them the satisfaction" and buffer walked off with me and spider following behind him

Me, charge, chefo, spider were in the rack area trying to figure out what this sound in the roof is we couldn't figure out where the sound was coming from because it kept changing places charge said "i think its over here" then chefo said " I think it's over there" i looked at them and said "why don't we just say it's everywhere" i said as a joke chefo looked at me like am i serious i love annoying him then he said "spider" spider didn't know he couldn't tell I was in between chefo and spider honestly this sound kept going from one end to another then spider looked around the corner and asked charge if his eye was alright i thought he got that fixed i looked around the corner and said "charge you ok?" he looked at us then said "it's a stye have you checked for loose gear?" he said as he came around the corner I moved out of the way so he could get to chefo "yep and it's all tighter than a fish's butt" spider walked past me and I said "out of everything you could compare it to you compare it to a fish's butt" he just looked at me then we heard metal clanging we all looked up spider moved closer to charge i stood in front of charge he bent down listening to it then chefo said "maybe it's Thor banging out a message in morse" he shushed us then said "help! Get me out of these pink pants!" "really chefo" i laughed then charge said "keep taking the tablets,chefo could be air in the hydraulics" then charge went through chefos legs cause he was spread out like a starfish between the racks and as charge was going throw his legs he said "air would make that noise? Sounds like metal" then he jumped down then charge said "causes a water hammer" i looked at chefo and said, "You never know chefo" he walked past me and spider and "well...could be Thor's hammer i still reckon it's him" i looked at him and said "yeah we get it your in love with Thor" he slapped me and i laughed we all looked up because we heard the noise charge came back and said "ah...be hard to isolate might have to shut down a few systems we'll start with the sewerage. Anybody who needs to go, go now" charge said "i'm good" the boys had to go spider walked off to use the bathroom before i left "i said have fun looking for your boyfriend" i slapped his shoulder he slapped me then i slapped him back and walked of laughing

We got called for a boarding party me, spider, ET and buffer were getting our gear on then x came and said "hey, buffer there's been a change of plans" she is now leading the boarding party and dan return to his duties buffer then said "it's always a pleasure to serve under you ma'am" she nodded she said "lets go" we all said "yes ma'am" we all headed for the RHIB got in and headed for the pacific mariner, we got to the boat and hop on and walked around the container I stood next to ET while x, buffer and spider stood in front of us we looked up and apparently rick thats the captains name called x by her first name and happy we were on board well her x asked him to have his crew on the main deck because she wanted to chat with the crew face to face he cooperated i was down with spider standing next to him ET was radioing the CO that we have not found Carl then ET got a message form the CO and told x apparently there was someone on the bridge so we went up to the bridge we all went up to the bridge me and spider stood just outside the door while ET and buffer were inside and X was also in side questioning rick he still creeps me out x told buffer to open the door buffer was about to but then rick called for some doctor to come up then dr morrell came up and me and spider looked at each other x was convinced that carl was on this boat she was arguing with rick then told us to find carl then she left the bridge me, spider, buffer and ET searched below we checked separate rooms and there was no carl i spotted spider looking through a room and i said "you found your friend yet" he looked at me and said "seriously" i laughed and said "yeah" he chuckled and said "no" we went out and waited up top and he spotted air vents he elbowed me and i notice i saw buff and said "buff" i motioned him to come up and spider said "why does that container have air vents in it?" buffer noticed then said "well spotted spide" he patted spider and I backs he was smiling and I said "you happy" he nodded I smiled at him we went down to open the container we were just about to open it and ET called for spider we all turned and saw hammersley on fire we all jumped in the RHIB and headed for hammersley

We got back to the ship and climbed on we went to go see if anyone was hurt then we went to go get changed we were all on the front deck and chefo was bringing spider out and charge was talking to us with a golf club in his hand charge told us to settle down and he was going on about removing the curse that was hanging over this ship I was laughing i was standing in front of swain and the other and charge was talking to spider and saying stuff like we need to appease the god of the seven seas none of this made any sense to me charge was turning himself so the gun was facing out and next to it was buffer dressed up like some lady and it was hilarious we all were cheering charge called him mrs neptune he then asked for an offering charge said "offering?" then buffer yelled in his face saying "neptune demands an offering!" charge said "fair enough" then looked at spider this was to funny "seamen webb" ET made some sort of noise then spider said "charge?" "are you prepared to appease the god of the seven seas" buffer jumped down and spider said "well...I guess so,charge" me, swain and RO moved out of the way so spider could grabbed the tray off chefo charge told him to chefo then said "hold on tight spide" buffer and charge grabbed on to spider "accept this offering, oh three pronged hubby." they moved him towards the front of the ship spider was saying "please dont" a few times and "release the hammersley from this grip of bad luck bon appetit" spider must have thought they were going to throw him off the ship this is to funny wish i could film it spider then said "no guys" they made him throw away the food while holding onto him everyone was laughing then buffer went on to say stuff like they free of bad luck i don't know i wasn't paying attention i was just laughing at his outfit we all cheered

I was now down below deck still thinking what just happened was funny i was doing my job now then i went to sleep but before I went to sleep I talk to spider about what happened and we just laughed it off

I was sleeping then I felt something on my cheeks i opened my eyes and I jumped up and hit my head and I saw spider and buffer staring at me "what the hell are you two doing" they looked at each other then back at me and said "your coming with us to get Thor back" I sighed and got out of bed we quietly walked next to kingston buffer mentioned for us to run and get onto the kingston we ducked under windows and climbed up buff told us to be quiet when we jumped down spider kept and eye out while me and buffer found Thor and we found him buffer ruffled my hair showed spider and went back to the ship

We are now on our way to the barbeque being thrown we walked outside buffer said "ladies and gentlemen the king is dead" while I held up a crown and spider said "long live the king!" everyone was cheering spider was able to redeem himself we sat down and talked i was looking at spider and i was smiling the whole time he is amazing

(A/N hey guys sorry this chapter is short some episodes are hard to work with i tried to put the story into this one I'll try harder next time I promise)