Sea Patrol

Pearls Before Swine

Sea patrol

Season 3 episode 9

I was in the RHIB about to head off spider,2dads,buffer, and X we all were in the same RHIB and the other RHIB was behind us we were responding to a mayday call we were getting to the boat when the masked men that were on board the vessel jumped on to their own jet skis and sped off boss radioed X to insert the other RHIB went to go check and make sure if everyone on the boat was ok we went after the jet ski and not even 2 seconds later a second jet ski came up behind us me and 2dads had our weapons out buffer and spider were getting ready to jump on the the second jet ski flew past us and sprayed us with a massive amount of water thanks buffer was telling harpy to get him closer harpy is the RHIB driver we were getting closer i had my weapon ready and buffer was close enough to jump and get him but then the RHIB started making weird noises seriously now out of all times they got away buffer and X asked him "what's going on?" and "what are you doing?" damn it the blokes on the jet ski got away i put my weapon away and X and buffer kept asking what was going on he then said "where out of fuel" buffer looked at him and said "what?" he then raised his hands "where out of fuel" how the hell could we be out of fuel 2dads turned around and buffer looked at him "did you put fuel in the tank?" 2dads was stuttering come on 2dads now is not the time "DID YOU PUT FUEL IN THE TANK!" he looked away then back at buffer "yeah i thought i did" X looked at him "you thought you did" buffer once again yelled at him "sit down face that way i do not wanna look at your face!" i could tell buffer was mad me and spider looked at each other then at 2dads great we were right on top of them and now there gone good one 2dads i sat back down and X radioed for some assistance

We were back on hammersley taking our gear off buffer and X took 2dads and went to have word with him it's just so annoying we were right on top of them and they got away because someone forgot to put fuel in the tank i was done putting me gear away and left the room but i then heard someone say as i was walking down the corridor "scar" i turned it was spider "hey spider" he walked up to me and said "how come you didn't tell me that some psychopath looked you in a freezer and you almost froze to death" because you were flirting with bomber that's why but i didn't say that "Spider you were sick i wasn't going to put that on you, you needed to get better" that's also true he nodded "alright well i don't care if i'm dying i want to know that your safe" well he surely didn't think that when we were on that island "you certainly didn't think that when we were on that island saving bomber" he gave me a frustrated look "scar i told you i'm sorry i was just worried about her" i don't want to do this right now so i started walking back "spider i don't care anymore if your into bomber and you want to hangout with her more then me go ahead it's not like i own you or anything you can do what you want i don't care anymore" i turned around and started walking away and heard him shout "you do care i can tell" he's right i do care but i'm not gonna show it i stop and lied i looked over my shoulder "no i don't" and with that i walked away i don't want to be the type of person that controls there best friend for life but i will admit it does hurt that he might be moving on but it's his choice

I was just about to walk past the kitchen when i heard 2dads say "alright well if you don't believe me about buffer and the X then you will believe this when we were on that boat not to long ago i found scar and buffer sleeping together in each others arms" oh great knew this would happen i heard bomber say "your joking" she sounded shocked 2dads for once just shut up "no i walked in on them cuddling together asleep" i then heard bomber say "maybe they were talking and someone how fell asleep" ok they are terrible at whispering "yeah or there a thing" ok just hit me in the head this is going to go horrible i then heard X behind me "hey scar" i turned around and didn't realised how quickly i did "woah careful there care bit jumpy today" i laughed it off trying to make it sound believable "ah nah just you know heading to the bridge" she nodded "alright see you up there" hopefully that sounded believable i walked past the kitchen and up to the bridge hopefully he doesn't say anything about what he saw others i'm screwed....i think