Cell Phones

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3:13 a.m.

Unknown number:   nilly!!

Molly:   what the heck?  you woke me up!

Unknown number:   i'? Skrry! Don't havltw me!

Molly:   what are you even saying?

Molly:   ...are you drunk?

3:14 a.m.

Unknown number:   maybe

Molly:   oh gosh, you're intoxicated all right.

Molly:   do you need a ride?

Unknown number:   nipe

Molly:   then why are you texting me?

3:15 a.m.

Unknown number:   just tyunkitbabiht you :)

Molly:   well please stop "thinking about me" so i can go back to bed.

Unknown number:   can I joint you?

Molly:   excuse me?

Molly:   ...ugh, you know what?  good night. i'm turning my phone off.

Unknown number:   but mollyyy I love yoy
 
Molly:   you're drunk.

3:16 a.m.

Molly:   goodnight, Sunshine.

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