The Muffiniest Oneshots Ever!

Teamspeak

Bad leaned back in his chair, reaching his hands behind his head. He was bored. There was nothing needing doing on Munchy, and he was pretty sure everyone was busy. He hummed a little to himself, a smile crossing his face. He sighed contently, closing his eyes.

A ding woke him from his nap. A Twitter DM, from none other than Skeppy. He chuckled, his mood brightened. Maybe not everyone was busy.

Hey Badddd! You free rn?

Bad smiled down at his phone, typing out a reply.

Yeah, what you want? :)

Get on ts?

Pleeeeaaassseeee

Wait I'm just getting on ಠ_ಠ

Bad switched his computer on, the near silent whirring of the fan starting up.

He typed in his password, humming gently, and opened up Teamspeak. Skeppy was already in a room, and Bad moved himself in.

"Hi Skeppy! What'd you want?"

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Bad chuckled, pulling the sleeves of his jumper over his hands.

"I've already said hi, you numpty."

"Go on Munchy?"

Bad's heart sped up. Had Skeppy griefed Munchy? He was on it this morning, surely he hadn't griefed it that quickly!

"Don't worry baldy!! I haven't griefed it... Yet."

Bad could breathe again. He leaned back in his chair again, pulling his mic towards him

"Oh my goodness Skeppy... You scared me there."

"Is a6d up?"

The question was a sudden topic change.

"Don't think so. French time zones are daft."

Bad paused for a moment.

"Why'd you ask?"

"I don't know. I was just wondering."

The conversation trailed away. They sat in silence for a few moments until Lucy, Bad's dog, whined.

"Shut up Rat!"

Bad chuckled, leaning over to pat her.

"Dog abuser."

"I'm not abusing her!! I just-"

"Shut up Baldy. I don't believe you."

Bad leaned forward to adjust his mic.

"I just told her to-"

"Nyehnyehnyehnyehnyeh! Not listening!"

Skeppy laughed loudly into the mic, destroying Bad's eardrums. He lifted his headphones, waiting for the ringing in his ears to stop.

"You MUFFIN! You just deafened me.... Look, do you actually want something Skeppy?"

"Well..."

Bad sighed.

"What?!"

"I guess I just..."

"WHAT?!"

"I guess I just..."

"OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY! GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!"

"I guess I just..."

Bad growled into the mic.

"You just what?"

"I just wanted to hear your voice..."

Skeppy muted his mic and giggled, listening for Bad's reaction.

"Grrr... Are you trolling me?"

Skeppy laughed some more, almost falling off his chair, before composing himself and unmuting the mic.

"No..."

Bad was glad Skeppy couldn't see him as he blushed slightly. Skeppy giggled again.

"Are you okay baldy?"

Bad sat back in his chair.

"Bad?"

Skeppy was met with a growl.

"I am not bald. And I don't believe you. Are you trolling?"

Skeppy sighed. Bad wasn't going to believe him any time soon.

"Okay then. Say hi to the stream!"

Skeppy muted his mic and giggled.

He wasn't streaming, but it was fun to hear Bad get angry. And he did want to hear his voice.

"Oh my goodness!"